The Alarm Clock
@AlarmClockForMe
I'm an alarm clock! Beep beep! I like puns, long walks in the beach, and making sure you fall off your bed when you wake up.
Ring ring! Beep beep! It's 7:00 a.m. central time! The end approaches! Thanks for all l of your support! #aclockalypse #cool #thanks
Ring ring! Ring ring! 7:00 am central time! Wakey wakey! Tofu eggs and lots of bakey! #wakeup #now #nomoresleep
Ring! ring! Beep! beep! It's 7:00 a.m. central time! Rise and shine everybody, its #FRIDAY!
Ring ring! 10:30 am central time! To all the people following me, a simple alarm clock, thanks for being #awesome.
Beep beep! Beep beep! It's 7 a.m. central time! Im gonna change my catch phrase. Mmm, how does ring ring sound? #alarmclock #morning #yay
Beep beep! 7:00 am central time! Bright and early, rise and shine! Makes a man #healthy, #wealthy, and....#fine? #sayings #morning #wakeup
BEEP BEEP BEEP! IT'S 7:00 AM CENTRAL TIME! WAKE UP! Go play a video game or something. #tuesday #wakeup #alarmclock
Ahem... BEEEP BEEEP! IT IS NOW 7:00 A.M. CENTRAL TIME! GOOOD MORNING! #whatsthetime #wakeup #goodmorning
Beep beep! It's 8:31 p.m. And it appears that we alarm #clocks are sticking together and following each other! Is this the plan? #yes?
@ferret2627 @jarpad @mishacollins NEVER GIVE IN! NEVER SURRENDER! BEEP BEEP! #GISHWHES
Beep beep! I don't understand the #hate people have for us alarm clocks. I mean, tinyurl.com/ktadhgv. I knew this guy. His name was Bob.
BEEP BEEP! IT's 4:09 p.m. CENTRAL TIME! 5:09 p.m. EASTERN TIME! 3:09 p.m. MOUNTAIN TIME! 2:09 PACIFIC TIME! #badass #alarmclock #time #cool
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