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million dollar invention: deli meat that comes out of the package in one piece


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The average age for a homebuyer is over 40. How’s that 50 year loan looking?


Men: stay in that bathroom. Don't be shamed into leaving it before you're done unwinding. This is our stronghold. We've given up way too much ground already—FIGHT for the bathroom time. HOLD YOUR GROUND.


If at first you don't succeed, run far away


you lived through a great depression once in your life? sweet trying living WITH great depression your entire life


private equity bros have stripped the traditional job sectors of their value, left them with low-skilled, imported "cheap" labor, and now they're taking the money they "earned" playing pocket book to the AI fields, where they will reap the profits of replacing workers. Hahahahaha


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When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that is 9 pm.


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If you have $0, you get welfare. If you have $50 million, you get a bailout. If you have $2,300 in savings, you qualify to fund the whole system and get lectured to budget better.


Ban bright white LED headlights Ban bright white LED headlights Ban bright white LED headlights Ban bright white LED headlights Ban bright white LED headlights Ban bright white LED headlights ban angry men from tricked up F150s


*gets up from bed* wife: you need to go to store, or i need to go to store and you watch baby, or i have to take baby with me to store. we need 1 onion. what do you want to do? *slowly gets back into bed*


did our founding fathers have piles of cardboard boxes and packing materials shoved in every corner of their home or am i right to want to overthrow my household


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Enjoy your spooky day because the Queen rises tomorrow

TheCensoredRock's tweet image. Enjoy your spooky day because the Queen rises tomorrow

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i don't even believe anything i see anymore AI Butts none of it


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Average US family health insurance premium... 1999: $6k 2003: $9k 2007: $12k 2011: $15k 2015: $18k 2019: $21k 2023: $24k 2025: $27k That's a 365% increase since 1999 (6.1% per year). (Note: US CPI inflation has increased 2.6%/year)

charliebilello's tweet image. Average US family health insurance premium...
1999: $6k
2003: $9k
2007: $12k
2011: $15k
2015: $18k
2019: $21k
2023: $24k
2025: $27k

That's a 365% increase since 1999 (6.1% per year).

(Note: US CPI inflation has increased 2.6%/year)

i thought this was notepad my bad lol but blat


the opossums are acreepin i really should be sleepin to answer your question it was I who let them dog outt


I'd rather to walk to school both ways than do whatever this timeline is


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Everyone talks about AI slop. No one talks about PE (private equity) slop. - restaurants that lost their soul - medical practices that feel like assembly lines - apartment buildings designed by an Excel formula The algorithm didn’t kill culture. The margin model did.

jmj's tweet image. Everyone talks about AI slop. 
No one talks about PE (private equity) slop.

- restaurants that lost their soul
- medical practices that feel like assembly lines
- apartment buildings designed by an Excel formula

The algorithm didn’t kill culture. The margin model did.

whenever we take the express lane you better not open up to me with your feelings


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