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In Order Conserve Valuable Energy, Warm Citizens Are Advised To Share Bed Space With Cold Citizens.


Citizens Are Not Gathering In NYC Sector For #OccupyAlphaComplex Rec Activities. Those Activities Were Cancelled. This Rumor Is Treason.


Welcome To A Brave New Week, Citizens. Over The Past Two Days, Absolutely Nothing Happened. #OccupyAlphaComplex Rec Activities Are Cancelled


Don't Think Of Them As IntSec Riot Batons, #OccupyAlphaComplex Participants. Think Of Them As Friendly Deep Tissue Massage Batons.


99% Of Cold Fun Is Consumed By The The Lowest 20% Of All Citizenry (By Clearance). Chew On That, #OccupyAlphaComplex Traitors!


The #OccupyAlphaComplex Recreation Activity Is Cancelled Until Further Notice. Return To Work, Citizens!


Teela-O-MLY Will Interview Citizens About Why They Love Occupying Alpha Complex. This Is Unrelated To The #OccupyAlphaComplex Rec Activity.


@MacCarter125 Only If You Have Something To Hide, Friend Citizen. Can You Tell me Why You Are Nervous?


Participants In The #OccupyAlphaComplex Rec Activity Are Still Citizens Of Alpha Complex. Remember This When You Report Them For Treason.


Rec Areas Are Scheduled For Perfectly Normal Cleaning Activities Tomorrow. These Activities Are Unrelated To #OccupyAlphaComplex Treasons


Participants In The #OccupyAlphaComplex Recreation Have Been Selected For Exciting Field Research Of A New Hot Fun Based Facial Cleanser.


All IntSec and Armed Forces Personnel Please Report For Mandatory Extra-Fun Extra-Duty.


Reports Of An #OccupyAlphaComplex Movement Are False. Spreading This Rumor Is Treason.


All Game Playing And Game Designing Citizens In Service Of The Computer Are To Fill Out This Mandatory Survey : http://bit.ly/eNEPTr


If you observe a fire in Cafeteria CF-6634, you are in error. There is no fire in Cafeteria CF-6634.


Reports of defective cameras in Hallway 17-C are false and treasonous. Illegal activity in this area will be recorded normally.


To reward all Hygiene-appreciating Citizens, Lavatory Paper Supplies have been restored.


@IanKaroshi is likely to be a Mutant Callsign.


Report - Maria-O-RIZ-2 : Bring the treasonous cleaning droid to R&D for adjustment.


Note : Virginia-O-BFW-3 : Cherish the Doctor, you saucy little man, you have no choice!


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