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@AndreShapps

it's my echo chamber and I'll cry if I want to.

Hello @YouTube, @amazonmusic and @spotify, somebody set up accounts in my name on March 3 and has posted (to date) 2 tunes. Leaving aside the fact that I'm a strange person to choose to impersonate, this is somewhere between plain weird and a bleedin' chutzpah. Suggestions?


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Forget ‘why aren’t Remainers doing more to make Brexit work?’ What about Leavers? My neighbour didn’t blame me when he put diesel in his petrol car…


In the spirit in unifying both sides of the argument, I think we can all agree that Brexit is going as well as could be expected.


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After the idiocy of some tweets over the last few days I think an EPIC #FBPE is in order. If you pragmatically think the benefits of being within the EU far outweigh any negatives. Give a like. Give a retweet, comment below. Follow and let's 'build back better'.#RejoinEU


So after just one day it turns out that truth may occasionally hurt, but it's a lot better than the alternative. #KayleighMcenany etc.


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Just tried to order wine from the Portugal Vineyards wholesalers I have used for the past two years. They deliver as far as the USA and Australia. But they no longer deliver to the UK. Why do you think that might be?


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The @FT worked out a long time ago that doing this was equivalent family of four with an income of £60k stopping working to allow one child to do a paper round.


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So, whoever had: No. 17233: “The Turkish state starts doling out advice to the US on dealing with coup attempts” in the “Things that’ll happen before Turkey joins the EU” sweep, please be advised your prize box of lokum is now in the post.


Choose between dry January, Veganuary or both. I promise I won't judge. Much. X


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Imagine the irrational hatred that justifies going to the effort of finding and detaining a 5 year old child during wartime, just so that you can transport her a thousand miles and kill her. And imagine how that hatred began.

25 December 1937 | Duch Jewish girl Liesbeth Prins was born in Amsterdam. In October 1943 she was deported to #Auschwitz and murdered in a gas chamber after the selection.

AuschwitzMuseum's tweet image. 25 December 1937 | Duch Jewish girl Liesbeth Prins was born in Amsterdam.

In October 1943 she was deported to #Auschwitz and murdered in a gas chamber after the selection.


Just found the basis of our post Brexit currency down the back of the sofa.

AndreShapps's tweet image. Just found the basis of our post Brexit currency down the back of the sofa.

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“Would you support a 3rd lockdown provided it helps Turkey join the EU?” - Of course! - Is this a wise use of your weekend? - This doesn’t even make sense!? - I’m reporting you to Ofcom


Dear @wolfblitzer. Not everything is "Breaking News". Sometimes it's just "News".


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THE VACCINE HAS NOT BEEN PUT THROUGH ‘TOO QUICKLY’. TONS OF MONEY WAS MADE AVAILABLE AND THE SAME NUMBERS OF PEOPLE WERE TESTED AS WOULD NORMALLY BE IN ANY TRIAL STAGES. STOP LISTENING TO WEIRDOS.


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