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Bedtime is around 10:30-11pm on weekdays
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If outside so good, why are my taquitos inside in the freezer?
Ronald Reagan was re-elected the year I was born. It’s been downhill ever since.
in the mint. straight up "discontinuing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My pennies
this is why in inglorious basterds they carved swastikas on the survivors heads
Congrats Zohran for your first act as NYC Mayor, can you beat our high score on the Godzilla pinball in the Brooklyn Paramount Green Room??
If you know me you know
Today I taught the dentist about the concept of “floor time” and he was so fucking into it
So the shooter could make one clean shot, escaped without a trace, but then decided to leave the gun in the woods where it would be found, and also wrote "transgender ideology" on the bullets? And it's Kash Patel's FBI saying all of this? Ok 👍
If we keep talking about the Epstein files there’s a chance they keep killing conservative media personalities
Canva just sent me an email saying “it’s time to make another flyer” so I shot my computer
It's fun in 2025 to teach a room full freshman that the American Revolution was ignited by the colonists' hatred of tariffs and excessive police force and watch the gear wheels start turning for 15% of them. -OS
mom come pick me up they’re calling Eowyn the shieldmaiden of rohan “this lady” on twitter
sometimes I’ll drink a gingerale and eat a biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a delta flight
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