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ngl how i found out santa wasn’t real was hearing my mom and dad banging in the room while hiding in the closet and i peaked at the presents that said “from santa” but I KNOW HE DIDNT COME YET😭
Weed doesn’t make you lazy your just lazy and using weed as an excuse
ok i lied to my therapist said i was moving to Florida cuz i was too anxiety to quit sessions and GUESS who is their therapists server today??? THIS GIRL… uhmmm this ain’t anna this is her twin sister HANNAH
can literally break my back, shit my pants and go crazy over customers to have them just tip ass
life? aye i’m moving into my own apartment, visiting my sis in florida & hitting a cruise to 3 islands in the next 3 weeks … peace out to the ppl amitch is flying off to the ocean (literally cuz there is a roller coaster on the ship …
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I use to complain about my job on the daily, now I’m calm, cool and collective at work instead of ending up mental breakdown after every shift and I think it’s growth and building relationships w/ my coworkerssss & seriously Love it
Growth is taking a shot with ur coworker a year later after u told her you wanted to die and mentally breaking down in the parking lot
so when I went to Jamaica I met this full on mother whos kids are the same age/older and now she’s always messages me about visiting/hanging out… but like idk how to explain I was fed up for 10 days straight there & I entertained the dead leaves on the beach
when @halsey asked “DO you know what time it is!!!” 3x the crowd looked at me like I had 8 heads/checking their phone, as I was one of the only select few screaming it’s 3am😭😂lmaooo
idk maybe it’s just me but srsly I know she has millionaire fitness coaches and trainers & doinnn good but srsly khloe k leg/thigh post looks smaller then my 4 yr old nephews leg
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