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it seems like you're pretty skilled with your hands. i bet you're pretty popular with the girls, aren't you?
Mindless indulgences (sex, drugs, food, etc) will not heal the pain you are experiencing. However an iced coffee will
being a writer doesn’t necessarily mean you write, it just means you don’t know how to do math
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i don’t think anyone should be 23 and an analyst at deloitte or whatever… when you’re 23 you should be like living in a tiny smelly sublet with 2 roommates and figuring out if you want to go to grad school or learn to code or upsell secondhand clothing on depop
Andrew Tate didn't exist a week ago. Don't fuck with me. That's not a real person. I know my own mind. Don't fuck with me.
nothing against harry styles i enjoy some of his music but do not ever refer to him as the king of pop
you don’t miss college. you miss community. we weren’t meant to live such an individualized existence
my 92 year old grandma plays word games and does exercise classes on her ipad but refuses to replace her flip phone
Told my 94 year old grandmother that they make electric cars now and she said “I don’t need to hear about that kind of thing.”
Look at this guy getting replies back from job vacancies
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