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babe you’re looking a little dehydrated. have you had enough diet coke today?
*hands you six ibuprofen* this is an old family recipe
Me, to my husband: “what should our goals for the week be?” My 3 yo chiming in: “CUPCAKES!!” oh, to be three again.
the best part of sitting in the exit row is when the flight attendant comes by to make you promise not to be a coward
to keep up w/ audible, spotify is now selling audiobooks. do NOT buy from either of these brands. there's an app called Libby which is 100% FREE that has thousands of old & brand new audiobooks and all you need is your library card number!
Well this will be an interesting true crime documentary series in two years
How about less “But didn’t you see the red flags?” And more “I see how hard you were trying to be loved.”
how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it
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Do you understand how much stuff had to go wrong for this responsibility to fall to Matthew McConaughey
My husband’s cousin is missing. Please share 🙏
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This moment will not get much attention. But when Judge Jackson said ….”for my daughters... I admit that I did not always get the [work/motherhood] balance right... but I love you so much”. Womenfolk everywhere felt that deep inside their soul.
I wanted to get a binkie blanket knit for my baby. anybody know any makers who would be interested in a commission? It’s basically a small square with a loop to attach to the binkie.
i’m not irish but i do participate in the irish goodbye and for that i will celebrate
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We used to pay real money for ringtones and now if my phone makes a noise it ruins my day
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