Robyn Harvey
@ApocEllipses
I saw the best memes of my generation destroyed by madness (she/her)
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There's currently no water in my building. Bathing in Diet Coke, like a millennial Cleopatra 💅
Referring to the poem that Corbyn cited as "Vogon poetry!!" and comparing any political event to Harry Potter ("Jan 6 was just like when the dementors took over Hogwa-!" no.) are the same vibes, and I can't explain why.
The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy is such a fascinating book/play/game/etc but seeing all the bluesers cry-laugh-emojiing "Vogons!!!!" at a Shelley poem because they think Corbyn wrote it is illustrative of the smarmy, smarter-than-you tone of the story at its worst
In Birmingham, school children are now identifying as Winterval 😲
The woke teachers were in the school making kids be furries and I saw one of the furries and the furry looked at me
This is the thing I am most excited about today, second to going to the Barnstaple Wimpy Burger 😃🍔
IT'S TODAY 🤩. Our first of 3 shows at the Golden Lion Tap, 9:30 for @TheatreFestND. Come along and bear witness to an hour-long overshare, guaranteed to make you feel better about your own shortcomings. Not a musical. VIVE LE DESTITUTION 🇫🇷
VIVE LE DESTITUTION 🇫🇷. Just trois jours until our first of 3 @TheatreFestND shows at the Golden Lion Tap! There will be JOKES! There will be.. some FRENCH*! There will be music**? *Very little **No, it's not a musical Definitely très laughs though 😃
Just CINQ JOURS until the first of our 3 shows at @TheatreFestND at the Golden Lion Tap 🤩. Ft @DFComedian (nom Midlands Comedy Awards '22 Best MC), @doubtbeat (nom Midlands Comedy Awards '22 Best New Act) and @ApocEllipses (nom Midlands Comedy Awards '21 Best New Act).
Would F2M like to explain themselves, penalising my husband who has leased for over 12 years always handing vans back in immaculate condition. Being asked to pay £414.49 for a tiny hardly visible scratch. We have 2 disabled children. Cost of living crisis. Disgusting.
Just over a week until our first show at @TheatreFestND 🤩. @doubtbeat, @DFComedian and @ApocEllipses ruminate on the cost of living through their 20s. La révolution will be thearised! Tix: tinyurl.com/LameMiserables, 23, 24 & 25 June
Un petit sneak peak of LAME Miserables! @TheatreFestND at Golden Lion Tap 23, 24 & 25 June. Tickets: tinyurl.com/LameMiserables. VIVE LE DESTITUTION 🇫🇷
The Lame Miserables are BACK AGAIN! We are performing 3 glorious shows at @TheatreFestND in Barnstaple on Fri 23rd, Sat 24th and Sun 25th June. Tix and details are here: tinyurl.com/LameMiserables VIVE LE DESTITUTION 🇫🇷
Mon dieu! It's only ONE DAY until @DFComedian, @ApocEllipses and @doubtbeat bring their show to @LeicsComedyFest! 10pm, upstairs at Kayal for @latestagecomedy & @NCFComedy VIVE LE DESTITUTION 🇫🇷 #lcf30
People of Leicester, the Revolution may not be televised, but it's going to be live at Kayal! For Late Stage Comedy & NCF Fri 24th Feb - 10pm tinyurl.com/yevd5pu9 #LCF30 🇫🇷
ONE WEEK TO GO until we bring Lame Miserables to @LeicsComedyFest! Fri 24t Feb, 10pm at @kayalrestaurant for @latestagecomedy / @NCFComedy. Tickets: comedy-festival.co.uk/event/lame-mis… VIVE LE DESTITUTION!
About three days ago I remembered something very important. This show! I have thrown things together last minute before, but this may well be my most thrown together last minute thing YET. This Saturday 4pm Manhattan 34 comedy-festival.co.uk/event/mary-fla…
Only 18 days left!! Fri 24 Feb, 10pm at Kayal #lcf30 #viveledestitution #notamusical
Three 30-something Midlands comics reflect on the cost of living... through their 20s. Dave Flynn, Robyn Harvey and Lin Smith consider their failed attempts at self-improvement and successful attempts at self-destruction at @LeicsComedyFest
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