AppSecJesus
@AppSecJesus
I am the way and the truth and the life of the application security industry. No one comes to application security excellence except through me.
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The number of Republican friends who have called me drunk to rage about Hillary is up to three this election season. #ImWithKer #Jesus
@AppSecJesus @manicode @planetlevel @ebellis @dramallamasmom but mom / jesus! that is what most banks use!
Hey @OferMaor I want you to know I forgive you for your AppSec sins and will leave the back door to AppSec Heaven open for u (wink, wink)
I use long passwords for just about everything which are almost impossible to use when drunk #advancedSecurity
.@jeremiahg I prefer to discuss bug bounty programs with "show me the money" sprinkled in liberally.
THOU SHALL NOT KILL (unless your manager is making big purchase decisions based on a Gartner Square, then please send them my way)
“@m8urnett: I have 2FA set up so many places its just an instinct now to grab my phone when I login somewhere” < Amen. AppSecHeaven awaits!
"compiling a C program from 20+ years ago is actually a lot easier than getting a Rails app from last year to work" passy.svbtle.com/building-vim-f…
“@stilgherrian: Jesus.” < You called my son? What #AppSecSins do you need to confess to?
.@wikidsystems @mattjay @wimremes Only hack onto others as you would have them hack onto you.
Just passing by the local Bob Evans. Busy night apparently.
Ok, whoever checked in the HeartBleed vuln is gunna get some #AppSecSmite. You know what it's like trying to get dad to update his password?
@xntrik sounds like u r spreading the infosec gospel @AppSecJesus would be happy :)
.@SecureTips @keithah @octal @XploitSweatshop I also make a mean fondue!
.@SecureTips @keithah @octal @XploitSweatshop I am not a parody! I am the way and the light. No one enters #AppSecHeaven except through me.
Mr. Dixon to go to jail for teaching how to beat the lie detector. Why did he confess? He should have asked for a lie detector test instead…
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