Am I the only one that jerked off to the eclipse last night? I mean I can see titties anytime, total lunar eclipse not so much
I always thought Jon and Kate Plus 8 was a porno. Imagine my surprise when I finally sat down to watch. #savethewales
Hey #LIGATT if you are hung up on racism then why do you talk so much about "white" hats on your site. Keep it real dogg.
Trying to explain that a race condition has nothing to do with ethnic groups and stolen property.
In the spirit of the World Cup I want to blow a vuvuzela in to a woman's vagina to see how it sounds.
When someone shits in a urinal there is a 94.753% chance they don't wipe. #statistics
I like watching Whale Wars, it's like watching a bunch of Down Syndrome kids fight over a single stick of gum.
I drew a picture of muhammad on a friends iPad and the battery blew up. Fucking Extremists!
Oh, and am I the only one that thinks the cloud is fucking gay?
It's been a long time since I trilled the public Twitter timeline. Man people get pissy.
You know my dad can't take a joke. Just ask Soddom and Gomorrah. Secretly I think he hates boobs. Makes me wonder why he made them.
What's up freaks. I am going to Defcon. I want to get drunk and bang some fugly chics. Who's with me?
I am thinking about going to Defcon this year. I hear more chicks go. Last time it was a sausagefest.
I love April Fools Day. It reminds me why Christianity has so many followers. I need a drink.
I am back. I heard there was a problem with Confucker and it is going to bring about the end of the Internets.
New rule. Lazy people will not see the kingdom of heaven. Oh and no Jews either. The shoved nails in me. It fucking hurt dude.
Have you A-holes missed me. I have been busy saving the world lately. What can I say.
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