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Ashley Jordan

@AshActually

Brooklyn born. Atlanta raised. I write occasionally. I talk shit a lot. USA Today bestselling author of ONCE UPON A TIME IN DOLLYWOOD. Available everywhere now.

I know it’ll happen one day, and maybe even soon, but I really do hate that he (probably) won’t take JD Vance with him.


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Kristi Noem belongs in prison


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I have 3 days to regulate my sleep schedule and remember that I am an active participant in the real world.


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The reception to Stranger Things here is a good example to me of the death of ‘fine’ between ‘masterpiece’ and ‘terrible.’ It’s not exceptional TV and mostly playing safe, with sharp highs and lows, but it’s very watchable, sometimes moving and mostly does what it sets out to do.


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Twas the night before Christmas When all through the house The air conditioner was running Because you live in the south


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Among Rob Reiner’s many wonderful achievements, he directed the definitive rom-com. WHEN HARRY MET SALLY is the film I rewatch most for comfort and joy, and each time feels like the warmest hug. Thank you, Rob. 💔

nadreviews's tweet image. Among Rob Reiner’s many wonderful achievements, he directed the definitive rom-com. WHEN HARRY MET SALLY is the film I rewatch most for comfort and joy, and each time feels like the warmest hug. Thank you, Rob. 💔
nadreviews's tweet image. Among Rob Reiner’s many wonderful achievements, he directed the definitive rom-com. WHEN HARRY MET SALLY is the film I rewatch most for comfort and joy, and each time feels like the warmest hug. Thank you, Rob. 💔
nadreviews's tweet image. Among Rob Reiner’s many wonderful achievements, he directed the definitive rom-com. WHEN HARRY MET SALLY is the film I rewatch most for comfort and joy, and each time feels like the warmest hug. Thank you, Rob. 💔
nadreviews's tweet image. Among Rob Reiner’s many wonderful achievements, he directed the definitive rom-com. WHEN HARRY MET SALLY is the film I rewatch most for comfort and joy, and each time feels like the warmest hug. Thank you, Rob. 💔

What a terrible weekend. Heartbroken for all these grieving families.


Happy anniversary to every writer in that room needing their ass whooped for embarrassing Stephanie like this.

happy anniversary to jackson avery breaking up april kepner's wedding!!



Absolutely wild that this is the only major publication I’ve seen acknowledge Delroy Lindo’s (outstanding) performance in Sinners.

TIME lists the 10 Best Movie Performances of 2025: Kirsten Dunst, Roofman Delroy Lindo, Sinners Jennifer Lawrence, Die My Love Joel Edgerton, Train Dreams Zoey Deutch, Nouvelle Vague Paul Mescal, Hamnet Rebecca Hall, Peter Hujar’s Day Channing Tatum, Roofman Keke Palmer & SZA,…

FilmUpdates's tweet image. TIME lists the 10 Best Movie Performances of 2025:

Kirsten Dunst, Roofman
Delroy Lindo, Sinners
Jennifer Lawrence, Die My Love
Joel Edgerton, Train Dreams
Zoey Deutch, Nouvelle Vague
Paul Mescal, Hamnet
Rebecca Hall, Peter Hujar’s Day
Channing Tatum, Roofman
Keke Palmer & SZA,…
FilmUpdates's tweet image. TIME lists the 10 Best Movie Performances of 2025:

Kirsten Dunst, Roofman
Delroy Lindo, Sinners
Jennifer Lawrence, Die My Love
Joel Edgerton, Train Dreams
Zoey Deutch, Nouvelle Vague
Paul Mescal, Hamnet
Rebecca Hall, Peter Hujar’s Day
Channing Tatum, Roofman
Keke Palmer & SZA,…
FilmUpdates's tweet image. TIME lists the 10 Best Movie Performances of 2025:

Kirsten Dunst, Roofman
Delroy Lindo, Sinners
Jennifer Lawrence, Die My Love
Joel Edgerton, Train Dreams
Zoey Deutch, Nouvelle Vague
Paul Mescal, Hamnet
Rebecca Hall, Peter Hujar’s Day
Channing Tatum, Roofman
Keke Palmer & SZA,…
FilmUpdates's tweet image. TIME lists the 10 Best Movie Performances of 2025:

Kirsten Dunst, Roofman
Delroy Lindo, Sinners
Jennifer Lawrence, Die My Love
Joel Edgerton, Train Dreams
Zoey Deutch, Nouvelle Vague
Paul Mescal, Hamnet
Rebecca Hall, Peter Hujar’s Day
Channing Tatum, Roofman
Keke Palmer & SZA,…


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Start that physical media collection NOW.


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The crushing weight of two very manageable tasks

miiilato's tweet image. The crushing weight of two very manageable tasks

Not ever. I thought that was a Two Americas thing. Along with that green bean casserole.

I ain’t never had no mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving.



The journey I took reading this…

Pusha T and his wife Virginia are expecting their second son, due spring 2026 🙏

Kurrco's tweet image. Pusha T and his wife Virginia are expecting their second son, due spring 2026 🙏
Kurrco's tweet image. Pusha T and his wife Virginia are expecting their second son, due spring 2026 🙏


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EVERYONE GET WOKE


Doesn’t this man live in Italy or France or something? Shut the fuck up. Damn.

George Clooney says it was a "mistake" to have Kamala Harris replace Joe Biden in the 2024 presidential election: "I think the mistake with it being Kamala is she had to run against her own record. It’s very hard to do if the point of running is to say, ‘I’m not that person.’…

Variety's tweet image. George Clooney says it was a "mistake" to have Kamala Harris replace Joe Biden in the 2024 presidential election: 

"I think the mistake with it being Kamala is she had to run against her own record. It’s very hard to do if the point of running is to say, ‘I’m not that person.’…


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They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before


Klay Thompson is really the luckiest person on the planet. 😭

I promise my next post about this song will be the release date lol 💋



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tylerthecreator's tweet image.

This man really lost the same rap battle like 4-5 different times. 😭

A federal judge has dismissed Drake’s defamation lawsuit against UMG over Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us.” “Because the Court concludes that the allegedly defamatory statements in “Not Like Us” are nonactionable opinion, the motion to dismiss is GRANTED.” storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…

meghanncuniff's tweet image. A federal judge has dismissed Drake’s defamation lawsuit against UMG over Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us.”

“Because the Court concludes that the allegedly defamatory statements in “Not Like Us” are nonactionable opinion, the motion to dismiss is GRANTED.”
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…


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