Lorcan Scamander
@AstuteScamander
'You will always be my forever.' | Writer for the Daily Prophet | Engaged to the @FeistyPotter and father to @ScamanderDote and @ScamanderCutie. | #Lorly
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Arises from the dust of blankies, nappies and toys.
Is she crazy? She's /fine/ ... She'd squeeze into a bin liner and still look good.
Nowhere... It's quite possible she won't be able to squeeze herself into a wedding dress.
Why, where is it going?
If she cries that means they'll end up getting pizza... See his dilemma.
Farting is not stupid, it's a bodily function.
She was just a monster child, a demon. No fault of his that she hated him.
Had a slight feeling she wouldn't mind that trick.
Hence why he's loved her all these years. His lil weirdo.
His next mission is to teacher them to wipe their boogies on Ly.
A cute little rascal with the most beautiful face? Awk shucks.
She hopes it won't come to that. Then again, Livy's an awful lot like her daddy, so..
She's marrying into the family that is the definition of weirdo.
She's got the habit of following through.. isn't sure she's ready yet.
He realises their daughter will start doing it too once she catches on, right?
Very proud moment for him, his kids are gonna be hilarious.
He had a proper grin as well, actually feels tearful.
To laugh whenever he lets a fart out, proud Father moment.
Smears some of his smoothie crap on her cheek with a grin.
Sits in the living room holding Olivia up with her hands, encouraging her to grow confident on her feet before Riley shouted for attention.
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