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Kent Lambert

@BeardyKent

Actor, entrepreneur, comedian, counsellor, amateur sports commentator, pro axe thrower, beard expert. He/Him.

Hahahahaaa!

Awkward

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Kent Lambert reposted

Pls don’t share this video of Trump being booed!!!


Hey! off to Tulsa Oklahoma to compete in the World Axe Throwing Championships again. But man flights are crazy, accommodation is nuts, so, wanna help me out a bit? If so donate here, and watch me Axe the world on ESPN! givealittle.co.nz/cause/kent-axe…


Well this is a bit interesting huh?

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i don’t know about you, but if somebody changes their story about bombing a hospital multiple times, edits their social media posts, brags about doing it on other accounts in different languages, after saying they’ll do it over and over again, i think that they actually did it.


Kent Lambert reposted

Here’s another way of showing the same thing: Beyond age 70, US mortality/survival rates are very similar to other rich countries. But between teenage years and early middle age there is a vast gulf.

jburnmurdoch's tweet image. Here’s another way of showing the same thing:

Beyond age 70, US mortality/survival rates are very similar to other rich countries. But between teenage years and early middle age there is a vast gulf.

Kent Lambert reposted

Time for perhaps the most damning stat of all: One in 25 American five-year-olds today will not make it to their 40th birthday. No parent should ever have to bury their child, but on average across the US one set of parents from every kindergarten class most likely will.

jburnmurdoch's tweet image. Time for perhaps the most damning stat of all:

One in 25 American five-year-olds today will not make it to their 40th birthday.

No parent should ever have to bury their child, but on average across the US one set of parents from every kindergarten class most likely will.

Thanks Chrlsea, best giggle I’ve had all day!


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….what?

chelseagodinet's tweet image. ….what?

This is great stuff, Joe kicking ass and literally taking names.

Biden names names of Republicans who voted against infrastructure and then asked for money. The President said, "I was surprised to see so many socialists in the  Republican caucus."



Kent Lambert reposted

I had a miscarriage last night and the first thing I had to do was Google if I broke a law. I didn’t even know I was pregnant. I was 8 days late. Just, uh, sit with that for a second.


The new Whittaker’s Hazella is delicious. Like the very best of Lindt at less than half the price.


Why whenever a man masturbates in a movie, it’s desperate or sad? I have had at least two wanks in my lifetime that were neither of these things.


In Spiderman 2 why the fuck doesn’t Peter live with Aunt May? He could use his meagre rent money to supplement her flagging mortgage, she’d be less lonely, feels like a win win win WTAF? What am I missing here???


Maybe the National party should ask Armie Hammer if he wants to run for a soon to be vacant seat in Tauranga, he seems like the perfect candidate.


I’m woke. Woke AF. And so is my dick.


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