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sometimes I think I'm a killer. I scared you in your house. I even scared myself by talking about Dahmer on your couch
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being married to someone who didn't spend his childhood in Britain is fucked, I just sang the Fun House theme song and he said "what's that?"
absolutely wild that the only lasting impact of the Trump assassination was Tenacious D breaking up
time for the card machine industry to decide whether you tap the screen or the top bit. this has gone on too long
texting every man I know “hey what’s going on with the stock market?” as a little treat for them
“i have to tell you something but you can’t tell anyone” i am telling my husband i already started writing the text
I can't handle people who don't like every animal. Are you fucked in the head? We're lucky any animal exists at all, you fucking idiots
I didn't actually *ask* for an AI assistant on every app and website
a massage is not enough I need to be rolled through a pasta machine
[Bene Gesserit voice]: no worries if not!
How am I? Not bad, but also one triggering sad indie song away from losing myself to the abyss.
Embarrassing how proud I am of myself anytime I manage to put my phone down so I can, “focus on the tv”
really fucked up that jacinda had a secret cat. what happened to transparency
expect more flooding from the tears of phoebe bridgers fans across auckland
Oh you think you’ve gone through hardships? That’s cute. I have something I need to write but I don’t feel like writing it. Try that on for size.
Don't know how to say this so will just write it down as it comes. Apologies if raw. ChatGPT is not AI. It's me. I'm typing all this stuff for everyone. It's exhausting and that Nick Cave song I wrote was really good.
I am so tired of living like it's the 1600s. Can I afford eggs at the market? Are my friends gonna die in the plague? Puritans coming for my sinful lifestyle. I want some modern problems. Modern Problems
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