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SAHD to two wonderful boys. I'm probably drinking coffee at the playground right now.

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Wife came home smelling of vodka. I'm on the sofa watching our wedding video in my bathrobe. Will she ever have sex with me again?


Help me get to 50 followers before my wife comes home!


I cried at an episode of Wonder Pets today.


My POV is really lame! But OK “@MomsToBeBlog: @bestdaddyblog please follow back!! We would love to get stories from a daddy's point of view!


Never smell a toddler's finger.


I'm up late ironing my wife's face. Never mind. Totally dreaming


My kid sneezed himself into a shit while sleeping. Paramedics?


Built a Lego vagina on accident.


"Kids asleep! Time for eating and avoiding sex!" -- my wife


Is hummus an antidepressant?


Just to be clear, I don't have a blog, but if I did, it would be pretty funny!...and also sad


I wish I could circumcise my neck


Am I a bad dad if I force feed my 3 year-old the left over Monkfish from my wife's business dinner?


Anyone know how to get a tiny penis out of a toaster? (it's mine. The penis and the toaster)


Will I ever play bass again in a corporate band?


I would give Cailou some of my Effexor if he wasn't a cartoon


My son ate a whole bag of dog treats and I wish my wife didn't work so much. Maybe I'll by another vintage Pink Floyd t-shirt


Wearing my wife's robe today because it's raining and I'm not leaving the house and it's soft and I'm weird, horny and lonely.


My son is almost three and has brushed his teeth maybe five times.


Wife will be home in a couple hours. Time to put on a movie for the kids and stare at my old boss' Linkedin profile.


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