BigKidProblems
@BigKidProblems
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I’m at the age now where I can do a daytime activity or a nighttime activity but I can’t, under any circumstance, do both.
Idk why everyone I grew up with is suddenly old because I am still 25
A haunted house but it’s just your mother-in-law scrolling through your camera roll
A haunted house but it’s just a silent car ride with your mother in law
A haunted house but it’s just your husband complaining about his cold
A haunted house but it’s just small talk with other toddler parents at the park
A haunted house but it’s just your daycare calling to alert you of a Hand Foot and Mouth Disease outbreak in class
A haunted house but its abdominal surgery while awake (c-section. It’s a c-section)
A haunted house but it’s someone wearing shoes in your baby’s nursery
Being a mom is wild because you could be at the end of your rope mentally and your kid will then projectile vomit in their bed
The opening credits of Hocus Pocus just started. You’ve got a warm bowl of Kraft Mac n Cheese on your lap. No school tomorrow. The year is 2025 and you are in your mid-30’s. Life is good.
Parenthood begs the question, what if we added “cleaning up throw up” to your plate rn?
Im just a girl who wants a little cottage with a rolling fire and a wine glass so thin a guest of wind would break it
Shopping with your husband’s credit card IS self care, like it should be considered medicinal
Who knew the life of a Showgirl included wiping butts, dealing with tantrums and scooping 💩 from the bathtub? NOT THIS GIRL. New podcast ep is out, Moms this one’s for you! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bot…
A lot of you could use another round of Kindergarten to learn how to treat others with kindness and it shows
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