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Edward Cullen

@BitAPillowOrTwo

Personal account for @MaestroTelepath. Married to @LaceAndFeathers. Mature RP 18+

Yeah, what he said. -nods to @HerScarredOne-


How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the peni- ladder! The ladder!


The human feels almost human today instead of like a big ball of sick. This might be promising. Just have to wait a few hours and see.


White wine and orange juice. That's the way to get fluids when you're sick.


Dear human, just hack up the lung and get it over with please. We've got shit to do.


That was easy. Human wants to go die now. And hunt down a box of tissues.


The human has no business being up and about today. Sadly, an exam must be taken. Blech.


#DMGame: DM a # along with your honest opinion of me OR something you would like to know. I will answer honestly on the TL.


Nothing is more exhaustive than the feeling of accomplishment. -stretches- PM needs a back rub and a nap. Sadly, neither will happen.


So, that's a no? Alright then. -sighs-


Dear RL, the dress rehearsal was awesome. Can the technician leave notes instead of standing around while actors review things?


Cursing the PM's sinuses and schedule both to the seventh circle of hell where they belong.


Dear RL events all falling in the same two months, I see what you did there. Not too appreciative.


Today is one of those days when RL gets in the way of RL. The day just started and the PM is already worn. More caffeine, perhaps...


Dear internet, I'm already aware that today is Monday. You screwing up is a reminder I really didn't need. Behave.


So many supposed stalkers on #Twisted. My stalking days ended once I put a ring on it. *smirks; blows a kiss to @LaceAndFeathers*


First day of 2012. PM gets to go dig a grave for a dog. #thingsmustimprove


Gentlemen, contrary to popular belief, your dick does not have a mind of its own. #stopitnow


Twitter children, misbehaving isn't cute. Nweither are thwe rwandwom 'w's. #stopitnow


Dear PM, if you keep reading bad TL sex/foreplay, you will throw up. Stop reading.


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