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Rich Blomquist

@BlomquistRich

Used to write for The Daily Show, Fresh Off the Boat, Last Man on Earth, and Bless the Harts

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Just want to thank the best boss and the longest boss I’ve ever had, the creator of Bob’s Burgers, @lorenbouchard, for always showing up and being a force of good. #WritersGuildStrike

kristenschaaled's tweet image. Just want to thank the best boss and the longest boss I’ve ever had, the creator of Bob’s Burgers, @lorenbouchard, for always showing up and being a force of good. #WritersGuildStrike

My friend Justin Bryant @jthouse37 wrote a book! It’s amazing and a welcome distraction from my ghostly thumbnails

BlomquistRich's tweet image. My friend Justin Bryant @jthouse37 wrote a book! It’s amazing and a welcome distraction from my ghostly thumbnails

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Was just reminded... my unpicked-up Adult Swim pilot is online and watchable... youtube.com/watch?v=JvA87S…

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The geopolitical community needs to isolate Putin and Russia the same way they have with Kim and North Korea. This man shouldn’t be invited to the WH or 10 Downing or be posing for pictures with G7 leaders like he’s a rational person.

⚡️Russian artillery fire has struck Kyiv's children's cancer hospital Okhmadyt, killing one child and wounding two, along with two adults, TSN reported. Eyewitnesses reported that the city is under fire from multiple-launch rocket systems.



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Look at this queen of comedy right here.

Yay!! We can finally talk about @kristenschaaled coming back this season.. to @theshadowsfx !we kept it a secret this long. Also her character has the best hats ! 🦅

HARVEYGUILLEN's tweet image. Yay!! We can finally talk about @kristenschaaled  coming back this season.. to @theshadowsfx !we kept it a secret this long.  Also her character has the best hats ! 🦅


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Me and @JakeSBender wrote tonight’s episode of Bless The Harts, it’s about a dog running for mayor. Fox tonight at 7:30, Hulu tomorrow. Tune on! sorry Tune in*** typo sorry

We're painting Mayor Webb like a French girl this SUNDAY on @FOXTV! 🎨

BlessTheHarts's tweet image. We're painting Mayor Webb like a French girl this SUNDAY on @FOXTV! 🎨


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New @BlessTheHarts tonight after nascars!

Te: (✔️) quila (✔️) ll all my friends to watch a new Bless The Harts. We're pouring shots of fun TONIGHT at 7:30/6:30c on @FOXTV!



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It’s probably not great that treason can just happen in plain sight and the news media has to call it something completely waffled like “another potential hurdle for Joe Biden”

Some Health and Human Services staffers instructed today that if anyone from President-elect Joe Biden's team contacts them, they are not to communicate with them and are to alert Deputy Surgeon General Rear Admiral Erica Schwartz of the communication per administration official



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Have you seen Germany’s new ads about COVID-19? It doesn’t matter what language you speak, the message is clear. You can be the hero in the fight against this virus - and you don’t even have to do that much.

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Very soon, you're going to see people start claiming that Trump "wasn't really that bad." I recommend downloading this list and keeping it around. mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-c…


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This hasn't gotten enough attention, but you need to know. Everybody needs to know. 1/ It's about the massive coverup campaign underway to disguise the octopus-like Russian election interference operation being run on Trump's behalf. Please read this whole thing.


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LA: If you need yet another reason to vote - look at this lackluster @latimes endorsement of a candidate who is problematic at best and according to them his biggest strength would be adopting his running mate’s ideas into his platform. No thanks! Vote @nithyavraman for DISTRICT4

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We won't be seeing @RobGronkowski on tonight's Super Sneak Peek of #TheMaskedSinger, but we are #Blessed to see him back on the field with the @Buccaneers! 🏴‍☠️


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I know there is a lot going on and the outrage tank is nearing empty, but Donald Trump is in the middle of stealing an election right before our eyes And we know this because he admitted it on national fucking television this morning. We have to fight back harder.

HUGE SCOOP IN PA. The postal service is now telling state officials in Pennsylvania -- the most critical swing state in November's election -- that it can't deliver the mail quickly enough for the current vote by mail plan. This is a 9-alarm fire, folks inquirer.com/politics/elect…



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Postponing @HotTub_Show tonight. Please support #BlackLivesMatter. If you were going to donate to our show’s charities consider @blmla gofundme.com/f/blmla Back next week.


I got to work on this show with a bunch of sweeties! Including @abobrow @ChristySMann @Jeremy_Rowley @imlaurenmcguire @janinebrito @AmyJoPerry @julialillis @DavidAGoodman and of course Queen Sweetie Emily Spivey. Please watch!

America gets blessed TONIGHT! 🙏🏻💚 Tune in for #BlessTheHarts at 8:30/7:30c on @animationonfox!



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America gets blessed TONIGHT! 🙏🏻💚 Tune in for #BlessTheHarts at 8:30/7:30c on @animationonfox!


Thank you, Wife!

I saw it and I LOVED it! Also my husband @BlomquistRich writes on it and he is the funniest person on this planet. I'm very excited for it! @BlessTheHarts



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READ THE WHOLE THREAD⬇️

Now that billionaire child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein is back in the news, it seems like a good time to take a closer look at allegations that Donald Trump raped a 13-year-old girl at Epstein's Manhattan home in 1994. Trump is more than overdue for his #MeToo reckoning...

iansmadrig's tweet image. Now that billionaire child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein is back in the news, it seems like a good time to take a closer look at allegations that Donald Trump raped a 13-year-old girl at Epstein's Manhattan home in 1994.

Trump is more than overdue for his #MeToo  reckoning...


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