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Paul F. Tompkins

@PFTompkins

TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: http://Instagram.com/PFTompkins

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You can find me on the socials as PFTompkins. I’ll start posting more at paul f tompkins dot com and you can see a live dates page there as well. I’ll eventually get a Twitch channel up & running. Maybe a TikTok? No promises. Good luck everyone! See you around!


A shame. There was so much more he could have absolutely not done.

Breaking News: Benedict XVI, the pope emeritus, died at 95. A traditionalist, he shocked the Roman Catholic world when he resigned in 2013. nyti.ms/3IbtQ19



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I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 662

jaythechou's tweet image. I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 662
jaythechou's tweet image. I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 662

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All I want in this life is this show. @Kulap 🤙🏻

beaurosser's tweet image. All I want in this life is this show. @Kulap 🤙🏻

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I would not choose Andrew Tate’s life over some coconut shrimps

I'd choose Andrew Tate's life *every single time* over the life of a half-educated, doom-mongering eco-cultist. And the only car I own is a diesel Tiguan. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 1/2



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Spirit after the Southwest cancellations


Great to see @joshgondelman in NYC! We haven’t been in the same room since a Doug Loves Movies about 5 years ago or so

PFTompkins's tweet image. Great to see @joshgondelman in NYC! We haven’t been in the same room since a Doug Loves Movies about 5 years ago or so

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this response to my tweet about being offline is the most online thing I’ve ever encountered

saint_audrey's tweet image. this response to my tweet about being offline is the most online thing I’ve ever encountered
saint_audrey's tweet image. this response to my tweet about being offline is the most online thing I’ve ever encountered

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Uh oh, did we go viral again?

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Comedy Bang! Bang! Best Ofs #Birdman



Okay a few days left before the end of the year, let’s try to nail it down: what is the greatest song of all time? We will categorize every single song from ALL genres until there’s a winner, declared at midnight on Jan 1 2023. First two:

Bringing In The Sheaves %23.3
70s Alka-Seltzer jingle %76.7

2984 vote · Final results


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I can’t believe George Santos said he played Data.


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Not a doggy bus. This cute af 🥹🥹🥹


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Feel better, Ted! Everybody else head to @CityWineryNYC this week for some holiday cheer with @aimeemann and guests @ACNewman, @PFTompkins, @nellie_mckay & more bit.ly/BVAimeeTed1222…

brooklynvegan's tweet image. Feel better, Ted! Everybody else head to @CityWineryNYC this week for some holiday cheer with @aimeemann and guests @ACNewman, @PFTompkins, @nellie_mckay & more bit.ly/BVAimeeTed1222…

Folks, it is with the heaviest of hearts that I have to announce that, due to illness, I will not be appearing in this year’s Christmas shows with @aimeemann. Aimee, band, and guests WILL be performing, though.



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the good people at Samsung truly have lived in a house and used a fridge before

sus_admin's tweet image. the good people at Samsung truly have lived in a house and used a fridge before

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Today is the 160th anniversary of the largest mass execution in u.s. history, carried out on the orders of The Great Emancipator, abraham lincoln.

FrancesMFDanger's tweet image. Today is the 160th anniversary of the largest mass execution in u.s. history, carried out on the orders of The Great Emancipator, abraham lincoln.

It was great to be on stage with @aimeemann again at the Wilbur Theater! Hey, if anyone was at the show and has any information about the… event that happened in the middle of the show, maybe let us know? Joke answers will, of course, be endured but not enjoyed.


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