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@BlondieProblem

Just another blonde sorority girl with a bitchy side.

The amount of trash your dock has been in, sex with you should be called "dumpster diving."


Pretty pathetic when a 21 yr old stomps around and slams doors shut when she's mad at someone. #GetOuttaHere


So tired of people not doing wtf they're supposed to and it being everyone else's fault but their own. #OwnUp #GrowUp


Sorry for abandoning you guys. Crazy ass semester. #NotLying #ProjectsOutTheAss


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#Romney "I will seek an amendment defining marriage as between a man and a breeding vessel who earns 77 cents on the dollar" @BlondieProblem


Day 4: I'm thankful for margaritas


Day 3: I'm thankful for Xanax and hard liquor, especially in combination.


Day 2: I'm thankful for the father of my future children, Alexander Skarsgard.


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If you're trying to cheat on your girlfriend, maybe don't add the other chick on Facebook? Douche.


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RT @BlondieProblem:Day 1: I'm thankful for True Blood. Without it, I'd have no Eric Northman to fantasize about…


Day 1: I'm thankful for True Blood. Without it, I'd have no Eric Northman to fantasize about while I masturbate.


I was the minority last night. Not very many non-slutty costumes at that party


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The only time I wish I was taller is when it rains. The bottoms of my pants are soaked.


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It's getting to that time where I have to plug in my car at night #AlaskansSay


My jeans are now a size bigger than the jeans I wore when I was 14. #HolyShit #SoHappy #DatAss 👍👏💪😃


This year for Halloween, I'm going as a drunk bitch


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