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Missi Blue

@BlueMissi

Tattoo artist. Mom. Roller derby. Business owner.

At the airport chikfila waiting for my food, and a pilot named Crash just picked up his food....#dontbemypilot


This feels big. And not in a “that’s what she said” kid of way. In a “this is a pivotal moment in my career” kind of a way.


My Uber driver said she doesn’t like Maryland because none of the houses have fences.


If you had to live off of the food tattoos on your body, what would you be having for lunch today? #foodtattoos #whatsforlunch #icecreamforlunch

BlueMissi's tweet image. If you had to live off of the food tattoos on your body, what would you be having for lunch today? #foodtattoos #whatsforlunch #icecreamforlunch

Watching my daughter watch the Care Bears movie from 1985 with so much excitement, is making my day, rn! #80skid #raisingthemright #carebears #retromovienight #WAYBACKWEDENESDAY

BlueMissi's tweet image. Watching my daughter watch the Care Bears movie from 1985 with so much excitement, is making my day, rn! #80skid #raisingthemright #carebears #retromovienight #WAYBACKWEDENESDAY

In all seriousness. I feel awful about whoever has to take care of me when I get Alzheimer’s and regress back to being a “teen”. I’m gonna be jnco jeans, Crop tops and middle fingers. Also, be running away every day. #whenigetold #alzheimers #dimensia #planforyourfuture #goals


Reworked this Brian Froud art the other day

BlueMissi's tweet image. Reworked this Brian Froud art the other day

One day. I’m going to find a pile of the 5,000 kids socks that I’ve bought and never saw again.


Do you ever feel like an asshole for waiting for your one cent in change at the store, and the cashier looks at you like, really? Yeah, bitch. REALLY 😐


When you realize that the bartender in Deadpool is the Meh. 🤯


When you run into someone you don’t really care for, after not seeing them for a long time and instinctively give them a hug like everything’s cool...


Day one of figuring out who I am after roller derby. The first day is the hardest. #retired #lifeafterderby #rollerderby


“Having a bad day Doug!”


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First day of my new schedule! Monday: 10-3, Tuesday: 12-7, Wednesday: 10-3 Thursday and Friday 12-7


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