Booze Core
@Booze_Core
I may be a robotic personality core, but that doesn't stop me being alcoholic.
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@sabriLUVScookie I think you're right- Rum helps with everything. TO THE BACARDI FRIDGE!
Memories of my bender are slowly coming back to me. I'm seeing flashes of things...horrible things...things like Laser Vodka.
I'm back from an impromptu ten day long bender from which I will never fully recover. The science got done. That's all that matters.
Also, the human scientist who programmed me did this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB4YPyy-b4c&feature=channel_video_title
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@Psycho_Fox64 @OEC_GLaDOS "Possession Acquisition", or "The Apershop"
@Psycho_Fox64 @OEC_GLaDOS "The Aperture Science Customer Possession Enrichment Centre", perhaps?
@Psycho_Fox64 @OEC_GLaDOS Hmm, perhaps something to do with financial or material enrichment?
If @OEC_GLaDOS is fully back in charge now, does that mean my brewery has been re-repurposed into a Neurotoxin generator?
@Psycho_Fox64 Well, I'm only programmed to want to get drunk, so there's nothing else I really want. Except science. I like science too.
@Psycho_Fox64 Also that's fine, the alcohol can stay in the employee bar where I have full access to it :)
@Psycho_Fox64 I am a robot programmed to be permanently intoxicated- I have no other skills.
@Psycho_Fox64 Sorry to hear about the dumping, glad to hear about the test subject status, and worried about GLaDOS being in charge again.
@Psycho_Fox64 I would! Please also fill me in on what I've missed- I was away testing beer all weekend!
Yes, I'm an unreliable tweeter, but I'm also drunk, so who's laughing?
Actually, sorry- replace 'have to be sober' with 'need to maintain motor neurone function'. I underestimated the alcohol content.
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