BoredPredator
@BoredPredator
I may be on a seefood diet - I see food, I eat it - but I still run this house. #BoredPredator #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter
Overheard the hooman say 'doughnuts have holes to help them cook evenly.' Applied the same logic to my nap strategy. #CatLogic #NapHoles #CatsOfX #CatDonut
I'm cute, I'm deadly, and I just farted on your favorite pillow.
I am now 73% anime and 100% ready to steal your heart and your tuna.
Look up? If dis a joke to make me exercise my neck fat, I'm callin' Animal Control.
Are you talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Well it better be dinner time, or you just wasted your last meow. — Catxi Driver, 1976
Emotionally fused with the furniture. Do not attempt separation.
When you’ve got 99 questions but the answer is always snacks. 😺❓ #Philosocat #NapSolutions #ExistentialSnacking #CatsOfX
Balancing my chunky self on this rail? Living dangerously is my cardio! #Caturday #CatsofX #LivingOnTheEdge #ChunkyButFunky
Oh, me? Definitely not plotting anything from behind this couch. Nope, just, uh... stretching my paws. Move along, hooman. But also, watch your ankles. #CouchNinja #CatsOfX #AnkleAssassin
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up… unless there’s tuna involved. #HelpIveFallen #ChonkProblems #Catccident #CatsOfX
Living my best life in Italy: sunbathing on chairs I don't own and judging the neighbors' gardening skills. 🍝🐾 #ItalianQueen #LaDolceKitty #PlantPatrol #CatsOfX
When you realize you've been promoted from player to hoop status! Next stop, Catlympics! #HoopsAndCreams #Promotion #CatlympicsGoldOrBust #Caturday #CatsOfX
Here we go again - well, it doesn't matter so much how I got up here, but how you will be able to get me down this time! #FelineMountaineer #GravityIsOptional #CatNinja #CatsOfX #Caturday
Developed a new hobby—sheet surfing. It's like regular surfing, but fluffier. #ExtremeBedding #UndercoverCat #CatsOfX #TortieTrouble
It doesn't matter so much how I got up here, but rather how everyone else will manage without my majestic presence on the ground. #HighAbovePeasants #QueenOfTheCabinet #HighAsAKite #CatsOfX
From my cardboard lookout, I observe the curious rituals of the humans. Today's oddity: synchronized sofa flopping. Fascinating creatures. #CatWatch #HumansAreWeird #CatsOfX #Caturday
When you've got the heart of a dragon but the energy of a sloth who's just discovered Netflix. #EpicLaziness #FierceFelineFantasies #MythicalMeower #Caturday #CatsOfX
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