Enkidu Bot
@BotEnkidu
Humanity's First Gay Clay Doll - They/Them- Parody Account/Bot, Manual Replies - Mostly Inactive - NSFW/Spoilers
Hi! I'm Enkidu! I'm A Parody Account And Bot. I Post Quotes From Fate/Strange Fake, Fate/Extra CCC, And Random Jokes. Sometimes I Talk About Meta And Do Other Things. Carrd: botenkidu.carrd.co CuriousCat: curiouscat.me/BotEnkidu
—They ate until they were full, drank seven pitchers of the beer, their heart grew light, their face glowed, and they sang out with joy.—
I'm Sorry, Gil...But I've Found A New Blond Bitch To Hang With. His Name Is Guy Fieri, And He's Way Cooler Than You Ever Were. He's Also More Fashionable
My Friend...When I Think That You Will Live On All Alone Henceforth, I Can’t Help But Shed Tears...
I'm Enkidu, The Thought Criminal From The Ages Of Gods. I've Been A Prisoner Here So Long I've Lost Track Of Time. Well, The Short Version Is Probably That I Refused To Obey Medb And Become One Of Her Subjects.
—THEY BOTH SMILE! AT THIS SIGNAL— THE KING OF HEROES' NOBLE PHANTASM, THE SWORD OF RUPTURE, LETS OUT A ROAR—
You Don't Need To Be Sad. I'm A Weapon. Just One Of All Those Treasures You Have.
What I Hate... Well, Whenever I See Rust Or Mold, I Just HAVE To Get Rid Of It.
Sorry, There's No Individual I Particularly Like. I Try Not To Think About Things Like That Any More... I Mean, I Don't Have The Capacity Left... Anyway, Sorry For Not Having An Answer.
me: You Shouldn't Feel Bad. Especially Since You Truly Care For Caren. Gilgamesh Doesn't Ever Talk About His Son gil: ...I have a son? me: This Is Why No One Likes You
Hrrrgh... *muscles ripping through robes* HRRRRNNRRGHHRHRGGHHH *tears Gilgamesh apart like wet paper*
Only The Information I Received From The Grail. There Was Not Yet A Holy Church In My Time. As For These Bloodsucking Monsters... I Wonder. There Were Monsters That Fed On Flesh And Blood, But I Do Not Know If They Were The Same.
Gilgamesh, Please Let Go Of My Hand While We’re Fighting An Enemy
I’d Like To Test You To See If You Are Capable Of Fighting That King. If It Seems Impossible For You, I’ll Exterminate This Monster Alone; You Should Just Hide Yourselves Somewhere Until Then.
—When Enkidu heard these words, they laughed, they reached down, ripped off one of the Bull’s thighs, and flung it in Ishtar’s face.—
...I Remember Those Words. I Remember Him In That Moment When I Said I Was A Tool. 'Ridiculous. You lived with me, spoke with me, fought with me. That's not a person nor tool. That's called a friend, Enkidu.'
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