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@Brototypejs

Bro, do you even code?

Our DICSS is running on an old server that is more Clearly Useless Networking Technology, but if you jiggle the button on the front it goes.


I can’t believe the entire internet broke because people relied on a library to do what I do in one line of code: (‘0000’ + num).slice(-4)


Another great project that needs to be included in all your NPM dependencies! fivejs.lol


Never have your left-padding break again! left-pad.io Well done, @gabrielgironda.


If code smells were actual smells, this place would smell like spaghetti. Actually, that wouldn’t be so bad…


You have separate servers for dev, qa, and production? That’s cute. I have five: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance.


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If the DNC cheats #Bernie and gives the nomination to #Hillary, I'm going to vote for Trump out of spite.


Did you hear about the programmer who quit his job? Apparently he didn't get arrays...


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Angular 2 should die in a fire, have its bones spread over a burn pit in Manitowoc, and have their retarded cousin blamed for it.


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We should carpet-bomb Ember training camps. #MakeJavaScriptGreatAgain


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Seen @Brototypejs in a colleagues tests and made my day. Do you even code? You mirin bro #broscience #fitdevs


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Under my reign, the state will ban "Security Questions". They will also be punishable by death. #MakeJavaScriptGreatAgain


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JavaScript Dates are a great example of why mutability is great. JavaScript without Dates would be like Tinder without JavaScript.


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Some stiff competition for Sass letsgetrandy.github.io/DICSS/


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Does DICSS work with LaTeX? Yes, but it takes longer.


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Brototype - I can't believe I JUST found this. Killer for #js #devs and punny. End the long blocking if statement. github.com/letsgetrandy/b…


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Brototype - safe retrieval of deep nested properties - Bro(object).doYouEven('lift') ? github.com/letsgetrandy/b… #javascript


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