Sitting in the theater, more and more Asians keep walking in. Outside of a family gathering, I haven’t seen so many Asians in one place in Utah. #CrazyRichAsians
Bought the last pack of Coke Zero at Costco and some Zero Sugar. I'll be taste testing to see if I need to commit hara kiri when I run out.
If a family member dies, the #MormonMafia will rub funeral potatoes into the still fresh wound.
Is there a mercy rule in bowl games? Go Utes! #UTAHvsbyu
Helping to shape the 2016 campaign? Polarization in motion pewrsr.ch/1mHUL02
Retweet this shocking image of Thomas the Tank Engine to highlight the effects of taking Meth.
If your Personal Beliefs deny what’s objectively true about the world, then they're more accurately called Personal Delusions
We visited Kaiser Colorado, and it was refreshing, like visiting a third-world country. #thingsonlyrobertwouldsay
It's like saying, "I just learned what a dinosaur is today." at the dinner table. #thingsonlyrobertwouldsay
"Have you ever had a sugar cookie made with goat's milk?" #thingsonlyrobertwouldsay
Hey @espn you should show some of @UtahGymnastics routines. We're the best fans in the nation. Who do you think is watching? #SuperSix
Seriously, @CBSSports, your TV audience wants to watch #MarchMadness from the same perspective we've always watched it. Stop the insanity.
No one wants to watch basketball from the perspective of a 2 yr old sitting on the floor. Just stop. #MarchMadness
"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." -Gandhi
No Politics in Church! bit.ly/HyjLGD #mormon #lds #ldsdems #twitterstake
Being an introvert, I feel like I've been tweeting my whole life. Only entire conversations are 140 characters.
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