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Are you praying to White MAGA Jesus with Brown flowing hair and blue eyes? Or Middle Eastern Jesus with dark skin, Whose parents were poor immigrants who crossed the border Jesus? If it’s white MAGA Jesus, Save your prayers. He’s not fucking listening.
This must hit so hard if you’re stupid
Donald Trump announces he intends to change the name of Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America.
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Working 16hr shift in case you were wondering is … not the move.
She was 13 years old, on her way to school. He just wanted to kill. After she was hit with the first bullet, he went up to her & kept on shooting her, despite pleas from his fellow soldiers to stop. Not only was he freed, he was also compensated for the time he spent in jail.
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Jesus died for your sins, so if you don’t sin he died for nothing.
jesus goddamn fucking christ the comments on the obituary julie thinks the family annihilator will be in the celestial kingdom rick will miss his faithful friend as a priesthood leader i don't even have words for how depraved this all is
Obituary for the Utah man who fatally shot his five children, mother-in-law and estranged wife: “Michael made it a point to spend quality time with each and every one of his children. Michael enjoyed making memories with the family.” mortuary.org/obituaries/mic…
Hey I just want to say good job to whoever named the Red Delicious apple for getting exactly 50% of the name right.
Not all boob men are republicans, but all republicans are boob men
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