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@JDabknee

poisson process princess | single and tall

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bro who’s got you smiling like that

JDabknee's tweet image. bro who’s got you smiling like that
JDabknee's tweet image. bro who’s got you smiling like that

yall are dragging me but he was sleeping with MY ex, not his! (one of our boundaries is not getting with our own exes). 🤭

BF had the ex again over so i slept on the couch. My back hurts but it beats sharing a bed with those two 😭 (even when they stick to their “half”)

JDabknee's tweet image. BF had the ex again over so i slept on the couch. My back hurts but it beats sharing a bed with those two 😭 (even when they stick to their “half”)


BF had the ex again over so i slept on the couch. My back hurts but it beats sharing a bed with those two 😭 (even when they stick to their “half”)

JDabknee's tweet image. BF had the ex again over so i slept on the couch. My back hurts but it beats sharing a bed with those two 😭 (even when they stick to their “half”)

One whole day for coming out -- how many for coming in?

Today is National Coming Out Day.

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they looked heavy here

JDabknee's tweet image. they looked heavy here

Breast card is so real



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If Ghost of Yotei made Atsu look like this, the game woulda sold a million copies by now

mrphillipchan's tweet image. If Ghost of Yotei made Atsu look like this, the game woulda sold a million copies by now


Im hung and i can change a tire btw



not too bright eh

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We can't be friends if - • you are bIack • you are gay • you are indian • you are a tr00n • you are a jew • you are pro-choice • you are a wigger • you are an only fans member • you are pro-palestine • you support gay rights • you are pro-lockdown •…



happy halloween

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big and dumb -> bigger and dumber

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Baye’s law tells us that Biden is less likely to be a gооner and more likely to be an еdger, compared to the general population. Follow for more probability facts ❤️

JDabknee's tweet image. Baye’s law tells us that Biden is less likely to be a gооner and more likely to be an еdger, compared to the general population. Follow for more probability facts ❤️

Heavy on it

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well yeah

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right...right

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This post was boring so I took away his eyes

JDabknee's tweet image. This post was boring so I took away his eyes

At the Italian science and technology museum, who would have thought they had time to do all that in between the industrial action

harrisondubay's tweet image. At the Italian science and technology museum, who would have thought they had time to do all that in between the industrial action


There’s a hard rule that artists have an inflection point at age 34. Don’t believe me? Google your favorite artist and “rule 34” to see more

beyoncé at 34 taylor swift at 35

beyzhive's tweet image. beyoncé at 34                  taylor swift at 35
beyzhive's tweet image. beyoncé at 34                  taylor swift at 35


justin Trudeau core

If your job doesn't have you looking like this at the end of the day you are not working

actuallyurgay's tweet image. If your job doesn't have you looking like this at the end of the day you are not working


impossible to have a bad day if you caramelize onions for dinner

JDabknee's tweet image. impossible to have a bad day if you caramelize onions for dinner

I’m really sorry a short man hurt you 😞 (6’6 btw)

Never give the short man a chance.



wasn’t even leg day

JDabknee's tweet image. wasn’t even leg day

While many of you are likely yelling "GO TAYLOR SWIFT" or "GO CHARLI XCX!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"


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