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bro who’s got you smiling like that

JDabknee's tweet image. bro who’s got you smiling like that
JDabknee's tweet image. bro who’s got you smiling like that

totally “normal” holiday where the celebration of our family costs the destruction of another

JDabknee's tweet image. totally “normal” holiday where the celebration of our family costs the destruction of another
JDabknee's tweet image. totally “normal” holiday where the celebration of our family costs the destruction of another

<Deleted Nixon Tapes> Nixon: “Twitter is saying smile if it’s big: what’s ‘it’?” Kissinger: “I believe it’s your” [Kissinger gestures downward] Nixon: “ah I see” Kissinger: “I’m sure it’s very big Sir.” [tape clicks, recording ends]

smile if your d!ck is big.



“hey backyard” and there are 30-50 feral hogs 😭😭😭😭😭😭

"hey men" and they are pigs 😭😭😭😭



The apple slicer is such an arrogant instrument, to think it knows the size of every core.

JDabknee's tweet image. The apple slicer is such an arrogant instrument, to think it knows the size of every core.

clocking back in

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making a playlist to TRIGGER my snowflake ❄️ liberal family over Thanksgiving. Any suggestions? 😅

JDabknee's tweet image. making a playlist to TRIGGER my snowflake ❄️ liberal family over Thanksgiving. Any suggestions? 😅

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My bosses bulge was looking at me crazy and he caught me looking and he just smiled… sir let’s go to the bathroom RIGHT MF NEOW !!!



Got my BF a sign with our incoming Doordash orders! Love it for nights like tonight when the roads are icy and we have a lot of them coming in.

JDabknee's tweet image. Got my BF a sign with our incoming Doordash orders! Love it for nights like tonight when the roads are icy and we have a lot of them coming in.

Is this relationship ok, in your opinion?

JDabknee's tweet image. Is this relationship ok, in your opinion?

The Kindle turns 18.

PopBase's tweet image. The Kindle turns 18.
PopBase's tweet image. The Kindle turns 18.


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There’s literally 1 layer to this joke…

An incredibly layered joke lmao 🤣



An incredibly layered joke lmao 🤣

350 respondents asked to identify Connecticut on a map

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that seems like a valid question

"WhY iS yOuR sHiRt rIpPeD?"

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350 respondents asked to identify Connecticut on a map

JDabknee's tweet image. 350 respondents asked to identify Connecticut on a  map

which part of Keebler has the most dough-eyed Elvish twinks?


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yall why’s it 80° in november



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