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the only anthem I salute is Dipset.
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Dating is so hard when you know your worth. It’s like, at this point staying home and relaxing is more exciting than making small talk.
*sets reminder for 2020*
Last year I texted a guy “Happy International Women’s Day, eat my pussy”, and he DID! Highly recommend
y’all need some solid women in your corner. Stop tryna fuck all of us, we are very useful as platonic friends.
BaeCations With Somebody You Have No Business Going With >>>>>>>
Adulting is wild. Whew, man. No one tells you.
I’m the type of girl that should be using a bib
I’m the type of girl that always gets ketchup on my shirt while eating 🤦🏾♀️
He wears me on his beard, Because he shows me how sorry he is with his tongue.
Note to self: no guy cares about my ability to fold a fitted sheet; this is why you’re single.
humble narcissism: being jealous of someone getting to know you
“MORTY, COACHELLA IS A SC *urrrrrrp*—IT’S A SCAM, MORTY. BUT I’M GONNA DO IT ANYWAY, MORTY. BECAUSE TH—THAT’S-THAT’S WHAT CAPITALISM IS. IT’S MILKING THE WEAK TO MAKE YOU STRONG. IT’LL MAKE YOU STRONG, MORTY.”
If you don’t get sunburned, is it really a vacation?
Happy hour is all fun and games until you gotta math that bill
The Weeknd on My Dear Melancholy: “Please come back, I can’t handle this heartbreak and now I feel like I’m not meant for relationships so I’m spiraling back into destructive habits that might end in me taking my own life.” Us:
Depression.
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