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Some children are orphans for no a-pparent reason.


Judge: why is your client in a perfume bottle? Lawyer: clearly my client is in-a-scent. Judge: [shoots self in head]


TSA: are you bringing any baggage onto the plane? Me: just emotional baggage from my childhood hehe TSA: lol good one! Me: yeah :’(


Psssst *opens coat* "What u need? I've got meth, handguns, grenades and Dr Seuss books"


Ben Stiller would play Jason Herzog in the UFC movie.


#GME went up for a minute just to give everyone one the middle finger

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Sad flour fact

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Veterinarians missed out on the opportunity to call themselves dogtors.


Sex with no strings attached significantly reduces the risk of choking.


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Legalize comedy


M.C: are there any Republicans in the house? [silence] M.C: i can't hear you!! ARE THERE ANY REPUBLICANS IN THE HOUSE??


Concentration camps were meant for Jews with A.D.D but things got a bit out of hand.


Sign: NO WALK-INS Me: [crawls in]


The most common side effect of the covid vaccine is needing to post a picture of it for social media.


My mom still parks in the expectant mother parking spots because she's still hopeful that one day I'll be successful.


No matter how many of them there are midgets will always be a small group of people.


My dad's so racist he only likes the 100M hurdles.


German horse: nie


A horse moved in next door he’s my neighhhbor.


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A Rhinoceros is just a goth Hippopotamus


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