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Caleb Luke Lin

@CalebLukeLin

I know I have close to zero friends on here but if anyone has a bluesky invite I'd be so appreciative


If there's thing I know to be true it's that I'm gonna be playing Roxette's "Listen to Your Heart" an *obnoxious* amount for the next week or 2


This isn't quite the level of Stevie Nicks lacing up roller skates to "Dreams", but I'm a little offended my inbox isn't flooded with stuff about Lana Del Rey working at Waffle House 'cause it's such an intersection of my interests


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don't talk to me until i've found my joie de vivre


I'm in my 30s and I'm somehow occasionally surprised at how sweet sugar is, or how salty salt is


When you are what you eat

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I need someone to tell me mathematically how often Charli XCX mentions cars in her lyrics (I know it's a lot)


I ate a copious amount of cherries last night while high and now I learn that president Zachary Taylor died after eating a copious amount of cherries 😬🍒😵


Yea sure I’ll bookmark an ad for a minty green kohler toilet for if I’m ever in the market for a toilet in maybe a decade or two


My stomach was somewhat upset for most of the day yesterday so naturally today I’m gonna try cooking up some goat meat that’s been in my freezer for 2 years


I need a friend who collects salt & pepper shakers


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fuck all the way off with this bullshit

awhalefact's tweet image. fuck all the way off with this bullshit

Lol new low in my mom’s comprehension of English: didn’t realize she was reading Spanish


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come to the meadow if u want an ass kicken

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If it runs into itself, game over.


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