CalebWard4's profile picture. Shorter University graduate. Grad school student at New Orleans Baptist Theological Seminary. Habitual 3rd party voter.

Caleb Ward

@CalebWard4

Shorter University graduate. Grad school student at New Orleans Baptist Theological Seminary. Habitual 3rd party voter.

Gospel opportunity

Woke is like this perverted form of the Christian religion in which everyone is a sinner but there is no possibility of forgiveness.



So apparently ice is actually classified as a “rock”. This would mean that water is technically a “lava” as it is the heated and melted form of the “rock” that we call ice. Your body is made up of at least 60% water. That means that you are a lava monster. Have fun with that info


To whichever politicians lose tonight, it’s probably because you didn’t have enough ads.


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2020, the year when every ounce of what Libertarians said would happen did.


For the Georgia runoff, is it appropriate to write @VerminSupreme’s name on my absentee ballot with a red crayon? Asking for a friend.


Trying to understand how the Democrats had proposed $2000 per check, the Republicans had proposed another $1200, and then somehow they met in the middle and decided on $600.


I. Am. Sick. Of. Political. Ads. I hate living in Georgia sometimes.


Harambe deserved his day in court.

Now that 2020 is only weeks away from being over, can we all just take a moment to recognize that THIS is what happens when we kill a zoo Gorilla without due process?



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Pardon @Snowden.


You know why it’s so awesome being a third party voter? I don’t have to choose between Loeffler and Warnock.


And we thought we had it bad getting harassed by kids on Xbox live. How many of y’all are content creators who have been cyber bullied by Gen Alpha on platforms like Tik Tok? Show of hands?


My favorite thing to say to Karens when they’re out doing their Karen thing around holidays is, “You’ll get over it.”


At some point a new social media platform will come into play that will knock the too-big-to-fail platforms of Facebook and Twitter right out of the water. That’s how the marketplace of ideas works. But Parler aint it. I said what needed to be said.


So somehow we’ve accidentally taught Juno to howl at the word “wow”. So we’re not going to be watching anything with Owen Wilson for a while.


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I WON THE ELECTION !!


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.@realDonaldTrump, you still have an opportunity to bring home all the troops from Afghanistan, Iraq, and Syria (not just a partial drawdown), and to pardon Snowden and Assange. Millions of Americans will support you in these efforts.


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do british people still do the accent when nobody’s around?


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