
Calgorithm Department of War
@Calgorithm_DOW
The Calgorithm’s Unofficial Official Defense Force
🚨ATTENTION 🚨 Fellow Calgorithm Patriots, The CDOD is rolling out a new recruitment program before our first major battle. Please share and consider joining us as we approach the 2025 campaign.

He’ll always be a 5-star general in Calgorithm Defense Force
When did Jeff Tedford become a 3 star general?

For injuries sustained in combat against an enemy transit system we humbly present true Calgorithm patriot Tyler Tomei with this Purple Heart. Thank you for your service 🫡

Limping through the airport off 3 hours of sleep after a Cal win like

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Thank you to Admiral William McRaven for stopping by and speaking to the team. Your words on leadership, discipline, and teamwork left a lasting impact. #SmartAndTough #GoBears
Gone but never forgotten.
Yesterday marked the one year anniversary of the passing of a 114 year old tradition at California Memorial Stadium. Take some time today to reflect as we mourn the loss of Card Stunts.
Your friendly reminder that “Ski-U-Mah” is just made up nonsense.

Happy Friday to everyone except Wisconsin and Iowa. You know what, California and Nebraska too.
LOL 😂
Any chance Cal will shut down their football program altogether?
I would die for my country (Ron Rivera and Cal Football) 🫡
If you’re curious Supreme Commander outranks a general
The General wants YOU in Stanford Stadium 🗣️
From alumni to Chancellor Lyons — Cal spirit runs through every voice. Honored to talk with him in week 3 at Berkeley 🐻💛💙 @UCBerkeley @CalAthletics @dailycal @Calgorithm_DOW @GhostofGarbers @DepressedCalFan #GoBears #CalSpirit #CalFootball #Calgorithm
Week 3 at Cal and I got to bring together alumni, freshmen, the Cal Band, and Chancellor Rich Lyons to talk Cal football and Cal spirit. This is Berkeley. 🐻💙💛 🎥 Full feature here: youtu.be/zB8BDu6GHIE?si… @dailycal @CalTV @UCBerkeley @CalAthletics #GoBears #Calgorthm
Weapons of Masses Destruction

Dogs when they see Goldy the “Gopher” run by:
Goldy the Gopher isn’t out here carrying the boats or the logs, but Oski sure is!!! #StayHard

Cal is ready to welcome the Minnesota Badgers to Cal Memorial Stadium.

Stolen Valor is a federal crime with the a potential punishment of up to 1 year in a federal penitentiary and fines.
IS MINNESOTA FRAUDS??? MANY ARE SAYING THIS Minnesota is frauds. The so-called ‘Golden Gopher’ is actually a Thirteen-Lined Ground Squirrel. If the mascot’s fake, why should anyone trust the football team, or the university at all?

PUBLIC NOTICE: Be advised that Calgorithm DFW is receiving reports of increased gopher presence across the Bay. To deal with this pest, we recommend @TheRodenator.
The Department of War (in collaboration with @CalgorithmDFW) has approved the use of chemical weapons against the Gophers from Minnesota.

Yeah, we’re going to need all hands on deck today. A #Drop50 warning is the highest level in our DEFCON alert system. Please be prepared. May Oski have mercy on us all.
🚨Drop 50 Alert🚨 Berkeley, CA - 9/6/25 - 15:00 All forces should be on high alert. Tell your friends, family, co-workers, and random strangers to get to California Memorial Stadium.
Gameday. That’s all, that’s the tweet, thank you.
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!!!
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