Calgorithm Department of War
@Calgorithm_DOW
The Calgorithm’s Unofficial Official Defense Force
🚨ATTENTION 🚨 Fellow Calgorithm Patriots, The CDOD is rolling out a new recruitment program before our first major battle. Please share and consider joining us as we approach the 2025 campaign.
Due to the ongoing government shutdown the Calgorithm Department of War regrets that we have not been as active on social media. Rest assured that while our social media presence has been reduced we are still hard at work. We will return!
He’ll always be a 5-star general in Calgorithm Defense Force
For injuries sustained in combat against an enemy transit system we humbly present true Calgorithm patriot Tyler Tomei with this Purple Heart. Thank you for your service 🫡
Limping through the airport off 3 hours of sleep after a Cal win like
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Thank you to Admiral William McRaven for stopping by and speaking to the team. Your words on leadership, discipline, and teamwork left a lasting impact. #SmartAndTough #GoBears
Gone but never forgotten.
Your friendly reminder that “Ski-U-Mah” is just made up nonsense.
Happy Friday to everyone except Wisconsin and Iowa. You know what, California and Nebraska too.
LOL 😂
Any chance Cal will shut down their football program altogether?
I would die for my country (Ron Rivera and Cal Football) 🫡
If you’re curious Supreme Commander outranks a general
From alumni to Chancellor Lyons — Cal spirit runs through every voice. Honored to talk with him in week 3 at Berkeley 🐻💛💙 @UCBerkeley @CalAthletics @dailycal @Calgorithm_DOW @GhostofGarbers @DepressedCalFan #GoBears #CalSpirit #CalFootball #Calgorithm
Week 3 at Cal and I got to bring together alumni, freshmen, the Cal Band, and Chancellor Rich Lyons to talk Cal football and Cal spirit. This is Berkeley. 🐻💙💛 🎥 Full feature here: youtu.be/zB8BDu6GHIE?si… @dailycal @CalTV @UCBerkeley @CalAthletics #GoBears #Calgorthm
Weapons of Masses Destruction
Goldy the Gopher isn’t out here carrying the boats or the logs, but Oski sure is!!! #StayHard
Cal is ready to welcome the Minnesota Badgers to Cal Memorial Stadium.
Stolen Valor is a federal crime with the a potential punishment of up to 1 year in a federal penitentiary and fines.
IS MINNESOTA FRAUDS??? MANY ARE SAYING THIS Minnesota is frauds. The so-called ‘Golden Gopher’ is actually a Thirteen-Lined Ground Squirrel. If the mascot’s fake, why should anyone trust the football team, or the university at all?
PUBLIC NOTICE: Be advised that Calgorithm DFW is receiving reports of increased gopher presence across the Bay. To deal with this pest, we recommend @TheRodenator.
The Department of War (in collaboration with @CalgorithmDFW) has approved the use of chemical weapons against the Gophers from Minnesota.
Yeah, we’re going to need all hands on deck today. A #Drop50 warning is the highest level in our DEFCON alert system. Please be prepared. May Oski have mercy on us all.
🚨Drop 50 Alert🚨 Berkeley, CA - 9/6/25 - 15:00 All forces should be on high alert. Tell your friends, family, co-workers, and random strangers to get to California Memorial Stadium.
Gameday. That’s all, that’s the tweet, thank you.
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