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Tell me you don’t work in credit without telling me you don’t work in credit.

CallProtection's tweet image. Tell me you don’t work in credit without telling me you don’t work in credit.

Intelsat dropping-down assets

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Wish John all the best, though may be hard to raise capital when: 1) fund is basically called “IslamOrAllah Investment Management” 2) logo is a cowboy wearing a **balaclava** 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

CallProtection's tweet image. Wish John all the best, though may be hard to raise capital when:

1) fund is basically called “IslamOrAllah Investment Management”
2) logo is a cowboy wearing a **balaclava** 

🤣🤦🏻‍♂️
CallProtection's tweet image. Wish John all the best, though may be hard to raise capital when:

1) fund is basically called “IslamOrAllah Investment Management”
2) logo is a cowboy wearing a **balaclava** 

🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

This is the first time I have spoken publicly about the investing strategy/philosophy for the portfolio I'll be launching at Islamorada Investment Management early in the New Year...



Tough day to work in IT.


Details of the decision aside, this is absolutely brutal for the lawyers and bankers who labored on this deal for years. They’re obv a tertiary player here, but this decision is a killer. Unclear where this goes next…

A generational bankruptcy ruling from #SCOTUS... Purdue Pharma's Sackler family owners can't use its bankruptcy as a shield against civil opioid lawsuits. Non-debtors can't get a blanket release of liability without creditors' consent. wsj.com/finance/suprem…



No email has ever “found me well”.


Three tries and he still can’t spell the word “separately” correctly


Why, oh why, would one send a deck that starts page numbering on the second slide? Slide two says page 1, slide 20 says page 19. So referencing pages is just a PITA. Is there any justification for this?


Every day, we stand with Israel.

every day, we stand with Israel



Anyone working in Chicago should send their availability in Eastern time. Stop this CT nonsense. I will die on this hill.


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The less we work today, the greater chance Juneteenth can be like July 4th and less like Presidents Day. Only have one chance to make a first impression.


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Love when rating agencies issue a full report downgrading names to D once they file for BK. I’m sitting here reading the disclosure statement, but appreciate the additional writeup confirming they defaulted.


Any reason I **shouldn’t** move my emergency savings from current online savings bank (3.75%) to Fidelity money market (~4.45%)?


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This BigLaw firm finally said the quiet part out loud: Nothing matters but the firm and generating billables. Your family. Your health. You. Doesn’t matter. Just bill. “24/7” “No excuses”

SMB_Attorney's tweet image. This BigLaw firm finally said the quiet part out loud:

Nothing matters but the firm and generating billables. 

Your family. Your health. You. 

Doesn’t matter. 

Just bill. 

“24/7” 

“No excuses”

Merging columns should be a fireable offense


🎶“Coming soon (2028?) to a Virginia bankruptcy court near you”🎶

SES, INTELSAT NEAR DEAL TO CREATE $10 BILLION SATELLITE GIANT



Has anyone EVER actually considered the environment before printing?


Centerview advised UBS and SVB. Busy ten days.


Please let this happen, just because I want to see how VC and startup bros on this cursed hellsite react when they have to deal with owing money to Ares. *ARES IS SAID TO CONSIDER BID FOR SLICE OF SVB'S LOAN BOOK



🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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