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Heads up for anyone living in the US (this went into effect September 25)

CannotFitUserna's tweet image. Heads up for anyone living in the US (this went into effect September 25)

When you’re in a not-learning-your-lesson competition and your opponent is Kamala Harris

CannotFitUserna's tweet image. When you’re in a not-learning-your-lesson competition and your opponent is Kamala Harris

I am saddened to learn of the passing of former Vice President Dick Cheney. Vice President Cheney was a devoted public servant, from the halls of Congress to many positions of leadership in multiple presidential administrations. His passing marks the loss of a figure who, with a…



Fuck any wealthy person who argues “it’s their own fault they’re poor”, it’s a half-assed justification they tell themselves so they feel less shitty about their selfishness and letting people die

CannotFitUserna's tweet image. Fuck any wealthy person who argues “it’s their own fault they’re poor”, it’s a half-assed justification they tell themselves so they feel less shitty about their selfishness and letting people die

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Can someone edit these costumes and change the white to black

HenryHarper523's tweet image. Can someone edit these costumes and change the white to black


I need to put 800 bullets in my head before burying myself 10,000 feet below ground and blowing up my corpse


I need to be able to remove the ‘for you’ tab from my screen


I’m really fed up with my younger self, having to fix all that mf’s mistakes smh


Not my house but I know my way around

CannotFitUserna's tweet image. Not my house but I know my way around

Not my house but I know my way around.

smormulover's tweet image. Not my house but I know my way around.


Nothing is harder than finding the lid to a pringles can


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As part of the 20th Anniversary Update, Half-Life 2 is Free to Keep if you get it this weekend, and the rest of the Half-Life franchise is deeply discounted: store.steampowered.com/app/220/HalfLi…


Hey wait I’ve seen this movie before

CannotFitUserna's tweet image. Hey wait I’ve seen this movie before

Why is 50% of me ‘For You’ page Elon tweets now this is disgusting


Ok but regarding the ending of citizen Kane, surely someone must’ve pointed out the company that produced the sled as a potential candidate


I like that this meme has managed to persist for as long as it has, and I hope it never dies

CannotFitUserna's tweet image. I like that this meme has managed to persist for as long as it has, and I hope it never dies

Harry Truman on the Republican Party, circa 1948

CannotFitUserna's tweet image. Harry Truman on the Republican Party, circa 1948

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your Mad Max name is the last substance secreted from your body + your grandfather’s job title



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FUCK THESE STUPID POLITICIANS BRO I FUCKING HATE THIS ANTI REMOTE BULLSHIT. I’m fucking disabled and remote work saved my life. This shit should be the goddamn norm now but NOOOOOO billionaires have to justify middle management and their stupid fucking office space

Oh, so it's REMOTE WHEN YOU WANT IT TO BE



Crazy how Ridley Scott returned to the Alien franchise 30+ years later to make two subpar installments and then left It doesn’t even feel like he really directed Alien Covenant


I can’t even use this app in public anymore cuz now the porn bots are just posting nudes outright


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