Marcus Reynolds
@CapmMeme
Hi! My name is Marcus Reynolds. I am an unemployed single father. I share this account with my son Mikey, AKA Meme Master General. His mother, Martha, died.
Could anyone update me as to the status of @BigAndTuff -- he's finally died, hopefully? - Marcus Reynolds
"Yes, Dad, I'm very excited for the summer!" - Marcus Reynolds
Mikey's been having a great time. He's excited for the summer, aren't you, Mikey? - Marcus Reynolds
Apologies for not tweeting very much recently, I was a bit under the weather! - Marcus Reynolds
Hello everyone, how are you doing this fine evening? - Marcus Reynolds
Feel free to send me any info on the disappearances of either Kevin Watson or Patricia Watson. They were mother and son. - Marcus Reynolds
...area have gone missing under suspicious circumstances. I'm the Chief Detective here, so it's my job to find them. - Marcus Reynolds
Hello, Twitter. I apologize for not updating much recently. I've been swamped with work. Apparently a few people in the... - Marcus Reynolds
I left it on his nightstand for him to discover in the morning. Haha! - Marcus Reynolds
Aww, I just went to Mikey's room to give him his phone back, and he was already sleeping. What a good kid! - Marcus Reynolds
Jamming out to The Beatles... love these guys... RIP to those deceased... - Marcus Reynolds
Hello, everyone! I'm going to give Mikey his phone back soon. He is officially un-grounded.
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