But my fate is, here and after, exclusively in the hands of my creator, JAMES @Freakshow180 #SeeYaInTheSunlight?
I think you guys are making a HUGE mistake in discarding such an endearing, though naïve, character with vast potential. - Kevin
But if certain tweeters, including the holder of my copyright, prefer me dead, My unexpected perpetuator must acquiesce. - Kevin
Seymour Wienerman tried to rescue us from pointless slaughter, in keeping with what he thought was a welcome twist of the story arc.
Kevin Watson here- There’s been some considerable dispute as to my survival (and that of my character.
@counselor_mom_ Okay you stupid shiksa, without the good sense God gave geese, never fear; Wienerman is here!
What is a conscientious private dick to do?! I feel it my duty to stand up firmly for justice, whenever the forces of evil arouse me!
And here I am, with Kevin begging me to save his mom! We're not even sure she is your mom, Kevin! (Though she certainly seems dumb enough)
I didn't believe it either, at first; But Seymour showed me his rap sheet. He makes Hannible Lector look like Mother Theresa! - Kevin
Kevin Watson here- MOM, is that really you?! If it is, don't meet with that horrible Marcus Reynolds man!
And should I even try to save this Tea Party fegala?! I may have already interfered with natural selection too much as it is!
I'm not sure I can take anymore of this! Not another rescue in Akron, with a Marcus The Mad showdown!
@counselor_mom_ And, BTW, I AM THE ONE BEING MISTREATED! NO KEVIN, Don't make a ham sandwitch on matsa!
@counselor_mom_ My sincere apologies to both rocks and bags! ACH, THE TSURIS OF THIS BOY!
@counselor_mom_ In the mean time, let your mind rest at ease that Kevin The Schlep is healthy and dumber than a bag of rocks!
@counselor_mom_ I’m MORE than ready to release Kevin the handsome shlemazzel to you, once I’m satisfied that you are who you claim to be.
@counselor_mom_ …and the prattlings of Marcus’s adherents, or the white truth expression from the mouth of a slick, hardened dick?
@counselor_mom_ You must decide: Who has greater credibility, a boastful psycho-killer & a problemmed child seeing ghosts…
@counselor_mom_ None of the other tweeted reports are credible! But my accurate description of Kevin The Shlemiel is!
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