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Michael Graham

@Capt_Fishpaste

Sports Journalist, #SAFC fan.

Out of curiosity: During one of these jury trials, if there were 20 eye witnesses who all said something happened and one defendant who said they couldn’t remember if it happened, how do you think that would go?

The jury trial has been an essential part of our freedoms for centuries. It is our protection against the state. For the government to remove it in most cases will give our politicised judiciary far too much power. Next, they will move to plea bargaining, and nearly all cases…



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Fixed it for you.

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How come the ones believing the whole ‘not in a hurtful or insulting way’ thing when it’s one white guy talking about killing people on racial grounds are also the ones who brand entire ethnic groups racist when one lunatic within it says abhorrent stuff about killing people?


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"Look, I can categorically say that I've never tried to wipe out the Rebel Alliance in a hurtful or insulting way."

OldGassy1984's tweet image. "Look, I can categorically say that I've never tried to wipe out the Rebel Alliance in a hurtful or insulting way."

Vegas gone full Christmassy.

Capt_Fishpaste's tweet image. Vegas gone full Christmassy.
Capt_Fishpaste's tweet image. Vegas gone full Christmassy.
Capt_Fishpaste's tweet image. Vegas gone full Christmassy.
Capt_Fishpaste's tweet image. Vegas gone full Christmassy.

Michael Graham reposted

“I often racially abuse people, but never in a hurtful or insulting way”

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Canny spot for a last-night dinner.

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Maybe I’m an idealist, but ‘have you ever said ‘Hitler was right’ and ‘gas the Jews’ shouldn’t really be a difficult question to answer, should it? I mean, it’s REALLY not one of those ‘eeee don’t kids say the silliest stuff’ kind of things, is it?


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This is truly astonishing, how can anyone vote for this man? Unless you’re in a cult and you believe the supreme and glorious leader is never wrong.


I prefer this TV guide’s description tbh.

Capt_Fishpaste's tweet image. I prefer this TV guide’s description tbh.

Call it whatever the fuck you want. Do Christmas however the fuck you want. No one is going to stop you so stop pretending they are.

THIS IS A CHRISTMAS TREE. It’s not a “holiday tree”. It’s not an “evergreen tree”. It’s not a “festive tree”. It’s monumentally dumb that you’re scared of alienating a minority with your pandering while you actively alienate and marginalise the majority. STOP IT.

cold957's tweet image. THIS IS A CHRISTMAS TREE.
It’s not a “holiday tree”.
It’s not an “evergreen tree”.
It’s not a “festive tree”.
It’s monumentally dumb that you’re scared of alienating a minority with your pandering while you actively alienate and marginalise the majority.
STOP IT.


Just seen the Leeds result. Starting to look a little bleak for them. Hope they survive (as long as it’s not at Sunderland’s expense), but if West Ham and Forest are sorting out their shit, hard to see three teams they’ll finish above from here.


Still a bit disappointed with the #SAFC performance yesterday, but also reminding myself how far we’ve come if I’m disappointed we didn’t take points from an established Premier League side away from home.


I only come to Las Vegas for the health benefits really, as my steps graph proves. It’s basically a health retreat…

Capt_Fishpaste's tweet image. I only come to Las Vegas for the health benefits really, as my steps graph proves. It’s basically a health retreat…

Don’t think F1 will ever be my sport, but you can’t help but be wowed by the speed and sounds and pure majesty of these machines. Another great experience.

Capt_Fishpaste's tweet image. Don’t think F1 will ever be my sport, but you can’t help but be wowed by the speed and sounds and pure majesty of these machines. Another great experience.
Capt_Fishpaste's tweet image. Don’t think F1 will ever be my sport, but you can’t help but be wowed by the speed and sounds and pure majesty of these machines. Another great experience.
Capt_Fishpaste's tweet image. Don’t think F1 will ever be my sport, but you can’t help but be wowed by the speed and sounds and pure majesty of these machines. Another great experience.

Much closer to the action than last year 🏎️🏎️


Time for some F1.

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