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Carson Tucker

@Carsonthings

Small town pizza lawyer

We are all cursed and blessed to share a world with Texas A&M University


Disney and YouTube TV should be tried for war crimes


Future son (or daughter) Brandon Aubrey Tucker


Sir, a second Trump Burger owner has been detained

Carsonthings's tweet image. Sir, a second Trump Burger owner has been detained

ICE detained a second Trump Burger owner, who founded the eatery's forerunner in 2016. His attorney says he's here legally. houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-t…

HoustonChron's tweet image. ICE detained a second Trump Burger owner, who founded the eatery's forerunner in 2016. His attorney says he's here legally.
houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-t…


Jerry waking up no longer the dumbest sports executive in the metroplex


The White House after their brainstorming to blame DEI for the plane crash

Carsonthings's tweet image. The White House after their brainstorming to blame DEI for the plane crash

Dak Prescott is Lamar Jackson with worse PR


For the love of God please don’t come to the game

Hey @JDVance —care for a wager on the UT-Ohio State game? Loser brings beer & food from his home state & delivers it wearing the winning jersey? #HookEm



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"I didn't even know about it until I read about it." Ok, buddy. Here is the reality: either you are the GM or you aren't. If you don't know what your own team contracts say, then you are the worst GM in the league. Every GM's job is to know that.

Jerry Jones says QB Cooper Rush’s contract incentive that would have been reached — and would’ve paid Rush $250,000 — if he played today was NOT the reason Trey Lance started for the Dallas Cowboys… #DallasCowboys #cowboys #dallas #NFL



Quinn Ewers in the most stressful situation imaginable

Carsonthings's tweet image. Quinn Ewers in the most stressful situation imaginable

Bevo would never need a blanket

Carsonthings's tweet image. Bevo would never need a blanket

Very cool, Senate! Do something about school shootings!

BREAKING: D.C. will soon be an option for the next Washington Commanders stadum in a shocking early morning twist in the Senate. The RFK Stadium bill passed by unanimous consent—meaning all 100 Senators were on board— hours after it was left out of the continuing resolution.

byajperez's tweet image. BREAKING: D.C. will soon be an option for the next Washington Commanders stadum in a shocking early morning twist in the Senate.

The RFK Stadium bill passed by unanimous consent—meaning all 100 Senators were on board— hours after it was left out of the continuing resolution.


Sark running his 20th HB dive for 1 yard last night so he can get a Clemson/Arizona State matchup in the first two rounds. Three dimensional chess. Always one step ahead. A master at work


I liked the part where something changed within her


Quinn Ewers waltzed into Bryant-Denny, the Big House, and Kyle Field and ate their lunch. He’d a cold blooded killer and I’ll take no slander against him


A&M can go play mo bamba at the cheez-it bowl or whatever


I ran the numbers and that Turpin return was the coolest thing I’ve ever seen


Maybe part of the roof will fall on Jerry


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