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I’m just picturing myself dolphin diving off those stairs


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RE: Fraud in Minnesota I’m not sure that most Americans understand that in large swathes of humanity, there is no actual concept of “fraud,” particularly fraud against the government. Instead, there is a belief in the virtue of getting away with what you can to help yourself…


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🚨 WATCH: Deranged old white woman SCREECHES at journalist Nick Shirley for exposing Somali fraud in Minnesota, screams he’s “ICE” “DON’T OPEN UP! HE’S ICE!” This is what suicidaI empathy looks like. She’s protecting people who HATE her and are STEALING her tax dollars Leftism…


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Fact-checking the claim repeatedly made by Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and his political allies that state and local authorities stopped and investigated the $300 million Feeding Our Future fraud case.



I don’t believe in “Minnesota winters” I think it’s long-time residents of the state refusing to let go of the nostalgia of a few bad snow storms that happened back in the 90’s - most 1-2 inch dustings, which is all that ever happens, are treated like a blizzard now a days


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I have never in my life seen a QB as bad as nine


Where does nine rank in terms of the worst QBs to ever suit up for the Vikings?


Patrick Mahomes is actually fucking horrible, the NFL is truly in a dark place if he’s considered “the best”. This is nearly an unwatchable product and it gets worse every year


Can someone give me a recommendation for wifi service provider? My WiFi is fucking dogshit


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I have an idea: We could set up a fund with our state , and have a bunch of Somali’s set up LLC’s and pretend to cook food for kids, and then get the state to pay these fake companies for making imaginary food for families! This way, we can pretend we are feeding families, and…

BREAKING: A court has ordered the America First president to feed the hungry.



Need a new hobby other than watching sports and petting my dog - leaning towards wood working or maybe handyman school


Was able to figure out the exact recipe for a debilitating hangover. It goes 7 light beers, one IPA, one double tequila soda, five glasses of wine, and then a Jack and coke to end the night - you’ll lose your vision in the morning from how bad your head hurts


I’ve likely told my dog that I’m proud of him over 350 times today


Excited for sober October


I would’ve liked to uber alone to deadmau5 tonight but I fear I could’ve potentially missed my flight if I decided to do that


We named every NFL player numbers 1-99 Nash I wish you would’ve been there for that @duramax742


I’m in Las Vegas with a few friends

Cartogenous's tweet image. I’m in Las Vegas with a few friends

I’ve never been to Vegas- I am here now currently


Enjoying my stay so far

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