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You may think being a Speedrunner yields embarrassment, but jokes on you, because no one's ever heard of me.

ChefGordonis

@ChefGordonis

28. They/Them. You may think being a Speedrunner yields embarrassment, but jokes on you, because no one's ever heard of me.

If @alzasto swapped the Irn-Bru for black pepper

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Confit garlic, anchovies & garlic butter w/ bread. Cod topped with pickled grape in an Ajo Blanco gazpacho. Potato & cheddar croquettes w/ Pico de Gallo!

ChefGordonis's tweet image. Confit garlic, anchovies & garlic butter w/ bread. Cod topped with pickled grape in an Ajo Blanco gazpacho. Potato & cheddar croquettes w/ Pico de Gallo!
ChefGordonis's tweet image. Confit garlic, anchovies & garlic butter w/ bread. Cod topped with pickled grape in an Ajo Blanco gazpacho. Potato & cheddar croquettes w/ Pico de Gallo!
ChefGordonis's tweet image. Confit garlic, anchovies & garlic butter w/ bread. Cod topped with pickled grape in an Ajo Blanco gazpacho. Potato & cheddar croquettes w/ Pico de Gallo!

Milk poached haddock, syrup basted pork & banana ice cream sundae!

ChefGordonis's tweet image. Milk poached haddock, syrup basted pork & banana ice cream sundae!
ChefGordonis's tweet image. Milk poached haddock, syrup basted pork & banana ice cream sundae!
ChefGordonis's tweet image. Milk poached haddock, syrup basted pork & banana ice cream sundae!

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Bombing a refugee camp in the West Bank. No Hamas, no excuses, just genocide and ethnic cleansing. Every silent or encouraging Western leader is enabling this.

BREAKING: The Israeli army bombs Jenin refugee camp in the West Bank after storming it and clashing with Palestinian resistance.



Flaggle Themperor.

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Drake dumbBell

BREAKING: The Israeli army bombs Jenin refugee camp in the West Bank after storming it and clashing with Palestinian resistance.



This is literally the least caked up Italian

mamma mia

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Case came a day early. Just ignore that it's almost midnight, it still counts.

ChefGordonis's tweet image. Case came a day early. Just ignore that it's almost midnight, it still counts.
ChefGordonis's tweet image. Case came a day early. Just ignore that it's almost midnight, it still counts.

I'll be streaming Oblivion ALL WEEK! First time playthrough should be a laugh see u there x


Chef - 10/10. Brevity is the key to my heart. Gordon Ramsey - 0/10. Awful patter. KingJordan101 - 9/10. The recipient of many Xbox360 voice messages calling me a hacker on Gears of War. Jord - ❤️/10. This one's for the Mrs.

MortisDG - 8/10 Mortis without anything else was taken.. Oliver - 5/10 actual name.. don't like it that much.. don't use it please.. Mortis - 10/10 🔥 everyone please just call me mortis. iTzKey8 - 3/10 old ass minecraft/skype name lmfao. Don't use it.. i beg you



Of all the places to find compassion you choose Canary Wharf omd

How out of touch can you be ???



This week I've only talked about two things: Skinamarink, and MILF Manor.


This is why I still smoke. I do it for him.


Bone Dance WR

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This month I'm streaming Spyro speedruns, CROSS STITCHING, Politics, Pokémon AND book & film recommendation station. If none of that interests you, just turn up to look at my face. See you all there x


Out of the last 12 days I've streamed on 11 of them. Loving it. ❤️


Week 1 of a "Rendering in Pastels: The Female Form" art class.


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