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WTF is going on around here?

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what are they gathering in Magic anyway


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This is Sisu. He kept breaking into a dollar general to steal this purple unicorn. He tried so often they had to lock the doors and call animal control. Before the responding officer took him to the shelter, she bought it for him. Now he, and the unicorn, have been adopted. 14/10

dog_rates's tweet image. This is Sisu. He kept breaking into a dollar general to steal this purple unicorn. He tried so often they had to lock the doors and call animal control. Before the responding officer took him to the shelter, she bought it for him. Now he, and the unicorn, have been adopted. 14/10
dog_rates's tweet image. This is Sisu. He kept breaking into a dollar general to steal this purple unicorn. He tried so often they had to lock the doors and call animal control. Before the responding officer took him to the shelter, she bought it for him. Now he, and the unicorn, have been adopted. 14/10
dog_rates's tweet image. This is Sisu. He kept breaking into a dollar general to steal this purple unicorn. He tried so often they had to lock the doors and call animal control. Before the responding officer took him to the shelter, she bought it for him. Now he, and the unicorn, have been adopted. 14/10
dog_rates's tweet image. This is Sisu. He kept breaking into a dollar general to steal this purple unicorn. He tried so often they had to lock the doors and call animal control. Before the responding officer took him to the shelter, she bought it for him. Now he, and the unicorn, have been adopted. 14/10

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Twitter needs a “I do NOT like” button.


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Billionaires are all so fucking boring. Jeff bezos sucks no matter what but I’d at least be like “fair play to that guy” if he bought himself an f-14 and pretended he was was in top gun or something.


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This dog will change into a silk robe and enjoy imported treats before retiring to his bearskin-lined bed located in the east wing of the estate.


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I assume I am the only one suffering from ‘letharxiety’ - which is an inability to sit still coupled with too little energy to do anything.


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Couldn’t say it better


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Well, that's a complicated question, Ken. There are three branches of government in the US. The Guy Wearing the Horns. The Guy Stealing the Podium. Lastly, the often-overlooked Guy Carrying the Confederate Flag. It's complicated but I challenge you to think of something better


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I'll tell you a story about new years


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MAGA Making Attorneys Get Attorneys


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I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes: At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking


lmao

Why am i still single

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I am in shambles. We live in the cruelest society

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hilaryagro's tweet image. I am in shambles. We live in the cruelest society
hilaryagro's tweet image. I am in shambles. We live in the cruelest society
hilaryagro's tweet image. I am in shambles. We live in the cruelest society

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Mr. Trump, guess what? The Walter Reed Hospital that you were at, where you claimed you got excellent, high-quality care, that is a 100% government-funded, government-run, dare I say, “socialist,” facility.


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My Silent Generation is the last generation that grew up with the privilege of witnessing adults model behavior that acknowledged that individual freedom & rights come at the price of individual sacrifice & responsibility.


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