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I write smutty fanfiction and tweet about yarn. You've been warned :)

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Woah buddy, this is not how this works. You pick a lane and live with the decision no matter how horrible or amazing. This is the absolute softest shit I’ve ever seen. I’m following this dude home and pit maneuvering him

Curtigga's tweet image. Woah buddy, this is not how this works. You pick a lane and live with the decision no matter how horrible or amazing. This is the absolute softest shit I’ve ever seen. I’m following this dude home and pit maneuvering him

Every White Person has that one Uncle...

I never met no white men wit 5 kids and 3 bms 😮‍💨😎😭😭😭



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Anglo people are exceedingly polite, and will find oblique but unmistakeable ways of telling you how disappointed they are at how things are going.

Tom Holland called the head of Sony to arrange a 70mm screening of ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ for the cast of ‘The Odyssey’ during production: “We were at Sony, and Tom Rothman has one of the pristine 70-mil prints of that movie. And Tom Holland, because he’s Spider-Man and he’s…

FilmUpdates's tweet image. Tom Holland called the head of Sony to arrange a 70mm screening of ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ for the cast of ‘The Odyssey’ during production:

“We were at Sony, and Tom Rothman has one of the pristine 70-mil prints of that movie. And Tom Holland, because he’s Spider-Man and he’s…
FilmUpdates's tweet image. Tom Holland called the head of Sony to arrange a 70mm screening of ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ for the cast of ‘The Odyssey’ during production:

“We were at Sony, and Tom Rothman has one of the pristine 70-mil prints of that movie. And Tom Holland, because he’s Spider-Man and he’s…


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i saw this reel at 2am last night and it made me laugh so hard i cried


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wort wort wort

wort_wort_wort's tweet image. wort wort wort

there is a beam of light coming out of the core of London what is this

JKBowden_'s tweet image. there is a beam of light coming out of the core of London what is this


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Walmart parking lot at 5AM in 1997:

I miss the real Black Fridays when you had to fight out the store



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The Clarkston Community School District put all schools in a shelter-in-place due to ICE activity in the area late Wednesday morning.

wxyzdetroit's tweet image. The Clarkston Community School District put all schools in a shelter-in-place due to ICE activity in the area late Wednesday morning.

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imo my local bakery should've done big numbers with this


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Losing the governors race is gonna make this man the first triple crown of Michigan political Ls in my memory

When I am Governor, we will be introducing our 10-year-olds to skilled trades, not to sexual content in schools. Thank you for your attention to this matter.



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Apparently Border Patrol has been out today in Oak Park, Michigan, including snatching this woman around 10 Mile and Roanoke (link in replies contains video) Oak Park is located in Metro Detroit.


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There was a computer glitch at the end of tonight's Nuggets game that erased all the players' stats, which led to this fantastic screengrab from the post-game show:

davo_arid's tweet image. There was a computer glitch at the end of tonight's Nuggets game that erased all the players' stats, which led to this fantastic screengrab from the post-game show:

Bruh DTW McNamara terminal is the easiest to navigate. You get past security and your gate is in either 1 of 2 directions. THAT'S IT. And there's the tram AND moving walkways to help you get around. Other airports are a clusterfuck.

Why the Detroit airport so long



Do NOT call him

gotta be my biggest sweet potato yet

jonaircon's tweet image. gotta be my biggest sweet potato yet


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Scenes from Presque Isle Park. Marquette, Michigan

TheJvandy's tweet image. Scenes from Presque Isle Park.

Marquette, Michigan
TheJvandy's tweet image. Scenes from Presque Isle Park.

Marquette, Michigan
TheJvandy's tweet image. Scenes from Presque Isle Park.

Marquette, Michigan

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you just got arrested, your last saved photo is your lawyer.



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How have we not seen an endorsement deal here yet

TugboyFresh's tweet image. How have we not seen an endorsement deal here yet
TugboyFresh's tweet image. How have we not seen an endorsement deal here yet

Zelda or Esmeralda Thank Christ Pa nix'd that

During an office conversation today, I disclosed that my mother considered naming me Brian or Simon before choosing Stephen. What were you almost named by your parents?



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