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@CodeAndCuffs
💻 Tech enthusiast by day, delving into all things "nee naw" by 🚨 night. Appearing unexpectedly in your rearview mirror! 🚔 Opinions are my own.
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Heading into two more shifts - no doubt the 💩 magnet will strike again. If anyone’s planning to fail to stop or leg it, do it stylishly this time. #RoadsPolicing #Police
Two days’ wages lost on wasted court dates. Vacated once, waited all day the second time for 10 mins evidence… ...on a no insurance job - all captured in HD. 🙄 I’m a volunteer, not a cash machine. #Policing
Another shift, another fail to stop. One even ran off and left his car + drugs (thanks) - Both seized. 5 shifts in a row now. Starting to feel like a 💩 magnet… Can the next one just pull over? 😂 #Policing #RoadsPolicing #Police
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185mph, Döttinger Hohe straight, Nürburgring track day. F10 M5 with the 155mph lmiter removed...
Policing can be stressful and political, but very occasionally you get a job where you know you might have saved someone from a horrible situation. Tonight was one of those nights - it reminds me why I do it. #Policing
You’re homophobic, I pay your wages” - tonight’s drink driver. Mate, all I noticed was you can’t drive in a straight line. Couldn’t walk in a straight line either. 🙄 #RoadsPolicing #Fatal5
Holiday lasted 5 days. Opened laptop tonight: 11 tasks waiting in Niche. Free paperwork day unlocked. #RoadsPolicing
Nürburgring holiday with colleagues. HR calls it bonding, I call it late braking therapy.
Now that’s a lineup I can work with!! 😁
Linkin Park, Volbeat and Iron Maiden will headline Rock Am Ring and Rock Im Park in 2026. Bad Omens, Limp Bizkit, Papa Roach, Babymetal, Electric Callboy and The Offspring are also on the lineup for the German event which takes place June 05-07.
Fantastic presence from @ascopolice at #ESS2025. Really showcasing the true strength of representation… 🪑 #ESS2025 #SpecialConstabulary
Using @onmicrosoft.com to send email? From Oct 2025: 100 sends per day, per tenant. Get ahead of it! 👉 buff.ly/zdLzUjl #Microsoft365 #ExchangeOnline #EmailSecurity
We’ve got a form for everything, so I’m proposing a new one: Form WASTETIME/1 - to log how many hours we waste filling in other forms. Naturally it’ll be 12 pages, require 3 copies, a policy code… and of course the signature of your inspector. #PoliceLife
Housemate’s new girlfriend seems lovely. Just emptied the dishwasher and found a condom wrapper. Still struggling to comprehend how the dishwasher got in on the action. 🤷♂️
Disqualified driver fails to stop. When finally nicked, he says: “I didn’t think it was for me.” Mate, you’re disqualified. It was always going to be for you. #RoadsPolicing
Cracking job!
Spotted by an unmarked police car, this drug dealer was followed before officers parked on his moped to stop his getaway… A search found 79 wraps of cocaine, £1,000 cash and a hammer, and a further £9,000 cash at home. He pleaded guilty and is in prison awaiting sentencing.
I worry some protesters don’t realise: showing support for a proscribed group might mean a terrorism conviction. That ends careers in finance, law, NHS, police, kills security clearance, ends visa-free travel - most countries won’t even let you in. Please think. #Protest
Hard to see a future in the UK right now - taxes rising, and no real upside. Texas? Sunshine, lower costs, and the freedom to own things that go bang. Any Texas-based tech firms looking for a Cloud Architect / Fractional CTO? #TexasTech #Cloud #CTO #FreshStart
Local residents: “Why aren’t the police doing anything about these dangerous drivers at 3am?” We spot one, pursuit follows, driver caught and arrested Same residents: “Bit much, wasn’t it? 10 cars for one person?” Right. Next time we’ll send a pigeon. 🙄 #RoadsPolicing
I’d be impressed by the timing if I wasn’t still processing the 90mph… in the snow… to Free Bird. Glorious lunacy — with a killer soundtrack. #SendIt #WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong
Timing “Free Bird” as soon as you hit 200,000 miles is legendary
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