Code & Cuffs ๐ป๐
@CodeAndCuffs
๐ป Tech enthusiast by day, delving into all things "nee naw" by ๐จ night. Appearing unexpectedly in your rearview mirror! ๐ Opinions are my own.
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ยฃ20,000 gone in hours. Reused password. SIM swap. Bank approved it with a single text message. No checks. No call. Just โconvenience.โ If your bank still relies on SMS for security, itโs not a matter of if but when. buff.ly/o0VST5w #CyberSecurity #Fraud #InfoSec #MFA
Heading into two more shifts - no doubt the ๐ฉ magnet will strike again. If anyoneโs planning to fail to stop or leg it, do it stylishly this time. #RoadsPolicing #Police
Two daysโ wages lost on wasted court dates. Vacated once, waited all day the second time for 10 mins evidenceโฆ ...on a no insurance job - all captured in HD. ๐ Iโm a volunteer, not a cash machine. #Policing
Another shift, another fail to stop. One even ran off and left his car + drugs (thanks) - Both seized. 5 shifts in a row now. Starting to feel like a ๐ฉ magnetโฆ Can the next one just pull over? ๐ #Policing #RoadsPolicing #Police
Buy Nvidia Stock...
185mph, Dรถttinger Hohe straight, Nรผrburgring track day. F10 M5 with the 155mph lmiter removed...
Policing can be stressful and political, but very occasionally you get a job where you know you might have saved someone from a horrible situation. Tonight was one of those nights - it reminds me why I do it. #Policing
Youโre homophobic, I pay your wagesโ - tonightโs drink driver. Mate, all I noticed was you canโt drive in a straight line. Couldnโt walk in a straight line either. ๐ #RoadsPolicing #Fatal5
Holiday lasted 5 days. Opened laptop tonight: 11 tasks waiting in Niche. Free paperwork day unlocked. #RoadsPolicing
Nรผrburgring holiday with colleagues. HR calls it bonding, I call it late braking therapy.
Now thatโs a lineup I can work with!! ๐
Linkin Park, Volbeat and Iron Maiden will headline Rock Am Ring and Rock Im Park in 2026. Bad Omens, Limp Bizkit, Papa Roach, Babymetal, Electric Callboy and The Offspring are also on the lineup for the German event which takes place June 05-07.
Fantastic presence from @ascopolice at #ESS2025. Really showcasing the true strength of representationโฆ ๐ช #ESS2025 #SpecialConstabulary
Using @onmicrosoft.com to send email? From Oct 2025: 100 sends per day, per tenant. Get ahead of it! ๐ buff.ly/zdLzUjl #Microsoft365 #ExchangeOnline #EmailSecurity
Weโve got a form for everything, so Iโm proposing a new one: Form WASTETIME/1 - to log how many hours we waste filling in other forms. Naturally itโll be 12 pages, require 3 copies, a policy codeโฆ and of course the signature of your inspector. #PoliceLife
Housemateโs new girlfriend seems lovely. Just emptied the dishwasher and found a condom wrapper. Still struggling to comprehend how the dishwasher got in on the action. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Disqualified driver fails to stop. When finally nicked, he says: โI didnโt think it was for me.โ Mate, youโre disqualified. It was always going to be for you. #RoadsPolicing
Cracking job!
Spotted by an unmarked police car, this drug dealer was followed before officers parked on his moped to stop his getawayโฆ A search found 79 wraps of cocaine, ยฃ1,000 cash and a hammer, and a further ยฃ9,000 cash at home. He pleaded guilty and is in prison awaiting sentencing.
I worry some protesters donโt realise: showing support for a proscribed group might mean a terrorism conviction. That ends careers in finance, law, NHS, police, kills security clearance, ends visa-free travel - most countries wonโt even let you in. Please think. #Protest
Hard to see a future in the UK right now - taxes rising, and no real upside. Texas? Sunshine, lower costs, and the freedom to own things that go bang. Any Texas-based tech firms looking for a Cloud Architect / Fractional CTO? #TexasTech #Cloud #CTO #FreshStart
Local residents: โWhy arenโt the police doing anything about these dangerous drivers at 3am?โ We spot one, pursuit follows, driver caught and arrested Same residents: โBit much, wasnโt it? 10 cars for one person?โ Right. Next time weโll send a pigeon. ๐ #RoadsPolicing
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