Code.Introvert
@CodeIntrovert
Introvert. Mom of twins. Coder of sorts.
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An anxiety disorder looks like going through airport security and seeing that there is a drug-sniffing dog and thinking to yourself "DO I have cocaine in my bag??" even though you've never actually seen cocaine in real life.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I had this edition of seatbelt even while wearing the one in the car.
Vegans outlive meat eaters by nine years. Nine miserable, tortured, baconless years.
Ms. Pepper behaving as if deep down she actually likes me a little.
It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
There’s no hate quite like Christian love
if an AT-AT wore pants would it wear them like this or like this
as an introvert, once you find someone that you enjoy spending time with just as much as you like being alone, that’s a bigg fucking deal
A shooter just opened fire on a hospital in Oklahoma. At least 3 are dead. He did not act alone. He was aided by 50 United States Senators and the NRA.
I bought my first NEW washer and dryer today. Matching set too. I’m pretty sure I ascended to a new level of #adulthood.
In April we suddenly and tragically lost my dad. It was a strained relationship at best, but still, Father’s Day definitely hits different now.
Scored @Shinedown tix for #Chattanooga in Oct. Also, got a nice raise. It’s a great day for a great day!💙
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