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The next time I hear someone say "YOLO" I'm gonna pull out a gun and respond with "..sadly"
"I wasn't THAT drunk.." ....." Dude you were congratulating a potato on getting a part in Toy Story because you said you love that movie"
If I had to spell half of the words I use on a daily basis, I would be so screwed. #collegekidhumor #RealTalk #
"I wasn't that drunk.." "Dude you were shaking a pineapple and screaming, "SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE" #weekends #collegekidhumor
Oh yes hipster guy you are badass when you pull up in you Volkswagen Bug.
Where's those college classes that attendance is the only grade?!
As a college student a clear conscience is an apparent sign of way too much alcohol the night before.
Oh so you're a bad bitch, your family must be so proud.
You know you're a broke college student when you don't go to movies and watch Netflix instead
I wonder how many college students are relying on winning this mega million lottery to end their college education!
Paying your tuition & the girl in front of you tells the lady that it's her uncle paying and we all know its her sugardaddy #whylieaboutit
Oh so you smoke next to the college campus sign that says no smoking. You must be such a rebel
The best game to play in a lecture hall is to sit in the back and count the ass cracks #collegekidhumor
To all those college kids out there. Have a fun and safe fucked up Friday!
If you ride around with a razor scooter on campus. I feel sorry for you...
College extra credit = extensive work that's longer than the average homework assignment, but is only worth 2-3 points....#whatsthepoint
Everytime I see a longboarder on campus. I just want to drop a stick in front of their board.
#mybiggestproblem procrastinating those college papers
Cheers to the college kids that signed that beer pong table tonight!
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