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From the Dave region. All others are sparkling Davids. (He/him)

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when your pc fan gets loud for no reason… okay overachiever 👀



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This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

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Does your hand even spin, bro? Next level prosthetic via @phantom_neuro



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Letting your friends drive your car is such a brave thing to do



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Yer pal not only has the Greggs app but checks Twitter for live outage updates on it

Is the Greggs app down



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Americans live in the trenches man

asking to use Apple Pay at a packed bar is dirty work btw



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Fill it out, guys

kukreja_abhinav's tweet image. Fill it out, guys

Just posted Q3 earnings. We delivered our first-ever $100B quarter driven by double-digit growth across every major part of our business. (Five years ago, our quarterly revenue was at $50B🚀) Our full-stack approach to AI is driving real momentum and we’re shipping at speed.…

sundarpichai's tweet image. Just posted Q3 earnings. We delivered our first-ever $100B quarter driven by double-digit growth across every major part of our business. (Five years ago, our quarterly revenue was at $50B🚀)

Our full-stack approach to AI is driving real momentum and we’re shipping at speed.…


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when you finish Designing Data Intensive Applicatios only to remember your actual job for the foreseeable future is still gonna be maintaining a PHP monolith from 2009.

From 香原博

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Uber sends notifications like "hey want to take an Uber right now?" No thanks, buddy. It's more for when I need to go somewhere


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When I stay out a little too late with the boys and try to make it up to my wife by doing the dishes before she wakes up


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The impact go piss girl has had on the world really needs to be studied because why did I nearly say it to my HR manager


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statisticians will look you dead in the face and call this science

kareem_carr's tweet image. statisticians will look you dead in the face and call this science

Economists will look you dead in the face and call this science



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i do not write “unit tests”, i dont write “integration tests”, i dont have a “cicd pipeline”, i deploy a zip to the lambda STRAIGHT TO PROD and if it breaks, I KILL MYSELF

tekbog's tweet image. i do not write “unit tests”, i dont write “integration tests”, i dont have a “cicd pipeline”, i deploy a zip to the lambda STRAIGHT TO PROD and if it breaks, I KILL MYSELF

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guys i have a billion dollar idea

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One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!


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Incredible things happening on the tl rn

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open source them



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