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@CompsciDave
From the Dave region. All others are sparkling Davids. (He/him)
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This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:
Yer pal not only has the Greggs app but checks Twitter for live outage updates on it
Americans live in the trenches man
Fill it out, guys
Just posted Q3 earnings. We delivered our first-ever $100B quarter driven by double-digit growth across every major part of our business. (Five years ago, our quarterly revenue was at $50B🚀) Our full-stack approach to AI is driving real momentum and we’re shipping at speed.…
when you finish Designing Data Intensive Applicatios only to remember your actual job for the foreseeable future is still gonna be maintaining a PHP monolith from 2009.
Uber sends notifications like "hey want to take an Uber right now?" No thanks, buddy. It's more for when I need to go somewhere
When I stay out a little too late with the boys and try to make it up to my wife by doing the dishes before she wakes up
The impact go piss girl has had on the world really needs to be studied because why did I nearly say it to my HR manager
statisticians will look you dead in the face and call this science
Economists will look you dead in the face and call this science
i do not write “unit tests”, i dont write “integration tests”, i dont have a “cicd pipeline”, i deploy a zip to the lambda STRAIGHT TO PROD and if it breaks, I KILL MYSELF
One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!
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